One-liners
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Some of the best one-liners I have ever read!
1. Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.
2. I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.
3. Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
4. Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.
5. How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
6. I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.7. My pencil isn’t prone to making Freudian Slips, but my penis.
8. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
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