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    How do you prepare to get humped?

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    • C Offline
      cwamoon
      last edited by

      Well….
      I've been getting laser hair removal treatments. Full Brazilian, so that's one thing.. (haha)
      I take a shower, and do douche about 4-6 times repeatedly. Sometimes I get exhausted just from the preps...

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        Anthares 0
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        Most of my sexual life I've been a top, so it wasnt really up to me to solve the arcane mysteries of setting up an ass for humping. But in my last relationship, the problem did arise.

        Reading through the posts, I can see a trend, which I can acknowledge as my own too:
        There's a difference between prepping when in a relationship and when hooking up.
        Most of those who werent very focused on enemas, diet, waiting times, fasting and food abstinence, were those in a relationship. While those appalled by lack of enemas every 2 hours, where mostly those into hooking up.

        When you're going to hook up or getting a sex date, of course you can plan everything. And good for you. But if you're in a relationship, it's kind of impossible to plan a fuck (and honestly, to me it's also sad). Things are more spontaneous, and spending a lot of time together (and often living together), offers countless chances to impromptu humps. Fortunately, I live in a country where each and every bathroom has a bidet, and it's common practice to have a thorough cleanup after you dish out your dishes, and it always has been all that was required to never have any problem striking an ass.

        And, to each his own, but when I hooked up, I never got my dick fudge iced, also because I always used a condom. Cause, honestly, without a condom striking oil would be the LAST of my worries.

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          grover59
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          I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing.  If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin.  He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.

          grover59

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            yababylol
            last edited by

            I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing.  If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin.  He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.

            Haha, well … that's a very interesting contribution to the thread, sir.  😮

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              alexmow
              last edited by

              WOW
              I dont know why u preparation turn me on XD
              Just a shower usually when its a quicky
              Take some times (but not that much…) if its a date and make love or "try everything" kind of fun time

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                grover59
                last edited by

                In actuality, I would be more than happy to do a thorough prep before a good rogering (I really like that word, Rogering).

                grover59

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                  ColinTNM
                  last edited by

                  already replied  ;D

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                    older4me
                    last edited by

                    As others have said, a good, deep enema. I follow with a good workout with a dildo to make sure that im good to go.

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                      pillowbiter
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                      Shower douche for me. Like to be clean so there's no fucktus interruptus.

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                        Lushboyx
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                        @toonfan69:

                        I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
                        About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
                        2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
                        1 hour before play I have another loperimide
                        30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
                        I can then play for hours without any issues

                        Certain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too

                        Woah! That's so much prep 😮

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                          hellomynamei
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                          @2222:

                          Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out  :afraid:

                          lol right!!!

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                            LeValle
                            last edited by

                            i just dont care

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                              fuckall
                              last edited by

                              douche and lube

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                                Josufaurutu
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                                Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?

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                                  pols1337
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                                  @Josufaurutu:

                                  Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?

                                  Douche and prepare with a dildo.

                                  If you're a true virgin, you may bleed so you want to practice with small to large sizes.

                                  I've bottomed before and it's a literal pain in the ass.  I personally need to start preparing 2 hours before sex and that includes using a shower sprayer with a special nozzle to clean out my intimate parts.

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                                    canchamp1
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                                    I am a bottom. If it's just fucking, I don't usually need to do any preparation. When I go to the washroom, I do spend probably as much time wiping as I do sitting on the toilet though. If the sex is planned then I will shower and wash the area well first.

                                    If rimming is involved, then shower ahead of time is a must for me.

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