One of my personal favorites - Bedtime! (a story joke)
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A man and woman are asleep in bed, when their house in broken into, The thief ties both spouses to a chair. He goes to rummage through their house. The husband whispers to the wife "he said he just got out of a long prison stint when he was tying me up. I don't want to get killed, so if he wants sex, do whatever he wants."
"I'm glad you feel that way, dear," says the wife "because when he was tying me up, he said you had a really cute ass!"
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