Hell's Bells (a story joke)
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George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Alexander Putin die and go to hell. They try to make a deal with devil and he says for the right amount of bail, they can be returned to earth. Queen Elizabeth asks if she can call England. "Yes" says the devil, but it is going to cost you. She calls and talks about 15 minutes. The Devil says "That will be $2 million dollars." The Queen writes out the check. Prime Minister Putin calls Russia, speaks about 1/2 hour and the devil tells him that will be $6 million dollars. He also writes out a check. George W calls Texas, speaks for about 2 hours and when he's done, the devil says "that will be $5." The Queen and Putin protest - asking why they had to pay so much. The devil said, "Hey, after 8 years of George W. Bush, America's economy went to hell, so now it is a local call."
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hahaha funny!
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Glad you guys liked it. For the younger set, I titled the joke also,"Hell's Bells" as an obscure reference to the "bell" telephones used to have, and simultaneously the "Bell Telephone Company". Did anyone catch that?
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