The Wrestlers - a story joke
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The American wrestler's coach are talking about the imminent final match at the international competition. The coach tells him: "Now remember, we've done a lot of research on this Russian guy and he has never lost a match because of his special 'pretzel hold' maneuver. If he gets you in that position, you're through." The American nods, in understanding.
The match begins, the American and Russian circle each other several times; the Russian lunges, and gets the American in the dreaded pretzel hold. The American side of the crowd groans, knowing all is lost. The coach buries his face in his hands, not being able to look at the finale.
Suddenly there is a scream, the American crowd cheers! The coach opens his eyes just quick enough to see the Russian flying in the air and the American collapsing weakly on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The coach finally gets the wrestler alone after the press interviews etc. and excitedly asks "How did you do it, no one has ever escaped the pretzel hold before? !"
"Well," the American wrestler said "I thought all was lost when I got in that pretzel hold, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls in front of my face. Heck I had nothing to lose, so with the last bit of strength I could muster. I bit them as hard as I could. You'd be amazed at how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"
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Really Funny !! ;D ;D !!
Thanks
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