Smoked sausage (really) a story joke
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These two drunks were sitting under a tree at the edge of town, waking up in the late morning. One says to the other, "Man I could go for a drink." "Me too," says the second, "but we're flat broke." The first one thought for a while and said "Hey, I got this smoked sausage in my pocket and I have an idea." So they walked into town, ordered some drinks at the nearest bar, and then some more. When the bartender demanded payment, the drunk pulled the sausage out of his pocket, put it between his friend's legs and pretended to give him head. The bartender say's "hey you guys can't do that in here, get out!" And so it went, and the two men obtained free drinks at several more bars and finally retired back to their tree, totally plastered. After sitting there a while, the second guy says, "you know, all those free drinks were great, but I'm a little hungry, give me some of that sausage." The first guy says" What sausage? I ate that after we left the first bar!"
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:lolp: I wonder if it is based on a true story ::)
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Count Achee - there is a Greek philosopher named Terence I think, in 400 BC he said "nothing human is alien to me."
So….. considering all the weird things we here about and many more that would never be allowed on the news - did you see the one last year about the guy fucking horses? AND he was put on probation, and wasn't embarrassed enough, got caught again - got 3 years in prison? yeah...... this probably has happened somewhere in the world - knowing how badly drunks 'need' a drink! Good observation!
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Drunks need a drink and a man needs a sausage!!
Really Funny !! ;D ;D !!
Thanks
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