New Hooker….....
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The new hooker just finished his first trick. When he came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
He said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
"Well, what did he want to do?"they all asked.
He said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?
The marine said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand…"
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
With a big smile on his face, he said.
"I loaned him $75!"
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