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    3 party guys at the cathouse (a story joke)

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      fancydude
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      Three buddies,  Brett. Dominick and Kasper go out and get pretty lit.  After the bars close, they still want to have some fun but find themselves a bit short on cash since they bought so many drinks.  Dominick says I know a cathouse that doesn't charge too much.  So the three go there.  Kasper goes into the hooker's room and after 10 minutes or so and the guys can't wait to find out what happen. Kasper says "well, I told her I only had five bucks, so she covered my cock with whipped cream and licked it off!"  The guys are intrigued, so Brett goes in next and he comes out and says "I told the girl I only had $10 so she covered my cock in whipped cream & chocolate syrup and licked it off."  The other two guys smile with enthusiasm.  Kasper goes last and comes out and says "I told the girl I had only $15 and she put whipped cream, chocolate syrup, grated almonds and pineapple on my cock.  It looked so good, I ate it myself!"

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        hahaha funny!

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