Life, Love, Happiness
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
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Went out for dinner with my 19 year old boyfriend.
Being 42, had many people staring and calling me a creep.
Ruined our 10th anniversary.
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You can say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.
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What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old, and the fetus inside her?
Both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”.
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Where did the soldier go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere.
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Like a child with cancer, dark humor rarely gets old.
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