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Went out for dinner with my 19 year old boyfriend.

Being 42, had many people staring and calling me a creep.

Ruined our 10th anniversary.

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You can say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

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What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old, and the fetus inside her?

Both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”.

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Where did the soldier go after getting lost on a minefield?

Everywhere.

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Like a child with cancer, dark humor rarely gets old.