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    Little johnny and the cats

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      Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven."
      Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Six."
      Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
      Johnny: "Seven!"
      Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
      Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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