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Johnny: "Seven."<br />
Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"<br />
Johnny: "Seven."<br />
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"<br />
Johnny: "Six."<br />
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"<br />
Johnny: "Seven!"<br />
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"<br />
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"</p>
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