Required military service... or?
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In many countries, including Russia, all males are supposed to spend a year in military service.
I think they should have alternatives to military service.. such as spending a year making gay porn!
This would have an added benefit. Many gay guys don't decide they are gay until they are in their late 20's, and have already had children!
If those guys had experience gay sex BEFORE having children, a lot of them would never have had children... thus reducing population growth!
Less population = less fuel needs = saving the world!(I should be president instead of #senilejoe)
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@lololulu19 said in Required military service... or?:
In many countries, including Russia, all males are supposed to spend a year in military service.
I think they should have alternatives to military service.. such as spending a year making gay porn!
This would have an added benefit. Many gay guys don't decide they are gay until they are in their late 20's, and have already had children!
If those guys had experience gay sex BEFORE having children, a lot of them would never have had children... thus reducing population growth!
Less population = less fuel needs = saving the world!(I should be president instead of #senilejoe)
ROFL! I love it! A great way to reduce the cost of porn content (legit costs, not dark-web costs like our subscription fees here!) Mandatory porn! Mandatory gay porn!
However, I do think there is a fly in your ointment... by way of an example, many people fantasize about going to a nude beach - all those sexy naked bodies, just walking around! ooohhhh!
BUT, if you ever get to a real nude beach, you'll see that most people do NOT have "beautiful bodies" - at least not "porn beautiful" bodies... there would be a LOT of porn with downright ugly, slightly mis-formed dudes going at each other... not exactly MY fantasy!
And that's what porn is supposed to be, no? Fantasy!
Still, I like the idea of mandatory military service, or else prove that you've at least tried gay sex... say, a minimum of a dozen different times with at least 4-6 different guys! (Can I volunteer to be a tester - someone who confirms their gay sex eligibility??????)
NOTE: Because this is the "Politics and Debate" forum, I should make it clear that this is a "fun" posting, and not a serious suggestion for actual national policy...
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@lololulu19 Hahaha! Great idea! And in Russia this state-sanctioned alternative to military service would also necessitate the removal of the so-called Gay Propaganda law... Can you say "two birds with one stone"? haha! Win-win all around!
NOTE: as @bi4smooth has said, this is a "fun" posting and not a serious suggestion for actual national policy... hmmm, weeeeeell, maybe
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@bi4smooth said in Required military service... or?:
...(Can I volunteer to be a tester - someone who confirms their gay sex eligibility??????)Some years ago I was at a university with on-coed dorms that had a strict policy that persons of the other sex could not be in the dorm between 11pm and 8am. One student complained to me that this policy was discriminatory, as straight students couldn't have a sex partner stay over with them, but gay/bi students could.
In a column for the student newspaper, I proposed a solution: Have each student declare their orientation at the beginning of each year, and apply the rule to them accordingly: For example, straight male students could not host women, gay male students could not host men, and bi students couldn't host anybody. This approach would preserve the "sex prevention" intent of the rules.
As I predicted, in the next week's edition a student responded that people could game the system by declaring the opposite orientation: e.g., straight male students would declare themselves gay so that they could have women stay over with them.
I was ready for that, so the following week I proposed that we needed a "Qualify Undergraduates by Interview and Carnal Knowledge Evaluation” (QUICK-E) process to determine if a someone who declared himself gay was, in fact, gay. I volunteered to be part of this activity, available to do a QUICK-E with students as needed.
Unfortunately, my proposal was not implemented.
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