My monkey likes your banjo
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That is all.
Don't worry, I only plan to let him breed the once.
Have to put food on the table you know. Or do I? I found that 20 pounds you lost, skinny bitch.

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What even is this? lol
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LSD is a bitch
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I am allergic to LSD and have a note from Dr. Benway to prove it. Malcom X tea on the other hand has been given the all clear.
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Waves arms
Hiya seamonkey!

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Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…
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Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…
Aww…sorry for your monkey. :C
How about presenting him a gusli...or maybe a shamisen? Heck even an ukulele, I heard they're hot stuff.
Of course, an electric guitar is out of the question...such delinquents...we need to protect our monkeys from them.
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Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.
No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business. Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?
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Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.
No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business. Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?

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