<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[My monkey likes your banjo]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That is all.</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't worry, I only plan to let him breed the once.</p>
<p dir="auto">Have to put food on the table you know.  Or do I?  I found that 20 pounds you lost, skinny bitch.<br />
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/27450/my-monkey-likes-your-banjo</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:52:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/27450.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2016 04:48:15 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Sat, 23 Sep 2017 22:37:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/semtex" aria-label="Profile: Semtex">@<bdi>Semtex</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.</p>
<p dir="auto">No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business.  Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?</p>
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<p dir="auto">::)</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/227823</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/227823</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[spam17]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2017 22:37:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:35:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.</p>
<p dir="auto">No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business.  Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/208794</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/208794</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Semtex]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:35:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:04:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/semtex" aria-label="Profile: Semtex">@<bdi>Semtex</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…</p>
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<p dir="auto">Aww…sorry for your monkey. :C</p>
<p dir="auto">How about presenting him a gusli...or maybe a shamisen? Heck even an ukulele, I heard they're hot stuff.</p>
<p dir="auto">Of course, an electric guitar is out of the question...such delinquents...we need to protect our monkeys from them.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/203375</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/203375</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eridanos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:04:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Sat, 18 Feb 2017 02:11:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/203298</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/203298</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Semtex]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2017 02:11:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:39:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Waves arms</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Hiya seamonkey! <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/202962</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/202962</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eridanos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:39:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 15:06:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I am allergic to LSD and have a note from Dr. Benway to prove it.  Malcom X tea on the other hand has been given the all clear.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/202955</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/202955</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Semtex]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2017 15:06:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Mon, 12 Sep 2016 23:28:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LSD is a bitch</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/184969</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/184969</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hhsq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2016 23:28:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My monkey likes your banjo on Mon, 12 Sep 2016 22:18:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">What even is this? lol</p>
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