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    A man was sitting in traffic when a cop knocked on his window.

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    • Z Offline
      Zeitgeist
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      He rolled down the window and asked the officer: "Why is there such a traffic jam?"

      Officer: "A group of terrorists kidnapped a few politicians and are blocking the road. They have threatened to burn the politicians alive in 1000 gallons of gasoline if they don't get a 5 million dollar ransom within the hour. I'm going from car to car collecting donations and would like to know if you'd please help."

      Man: "Ok. How much are other people giving?"

      Officer: "On average, about two gallons."

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        Maxwell555
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        Makes sense  ;D

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          NickJakobs
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          LOL - I actually found this was funny.  :cheers:

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