<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[A man was sitting in traffic when a cop knocked on his window.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">He rolled down the window and asked the officer: "Why is there such a traffic jam?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Officer: "A group of terrorists kidnapped a few politicians and are blocking the road. They have threatened to burn the politicians alive in 1000 gallons of gasoline if they don't get a 5 million dollar ransom within the hour. I'm going from car to car collecting donations and would like to know if you'd please help."</p>
<p dir="auto">Man: "Ok. How much are other people giving?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Officer: "On average, about two gallons."</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/38787/a-man-was-sitting-in-traffic-when-a-cop-knocked-on-his-window</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 08:54:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/38787.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 16:02:12 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to A man was sitting in traffic when a cop knocked on his window. on Mon, 17 Sep 2018 08:22:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LOL - I actually found this was funny.  :cheers:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/245164</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/245164</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NickJakobs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2018 08:22:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to A man was sitting in traffic when a cop knocked on his window. on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 20:55:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Makes sense  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240417</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/240417</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Maxwell555]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2018 20:55:33 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>