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      What do you call a Skoda full of food?
      A Lada!  (larder - get it)

      What do you call a Skoda with automatic windows?
      A toll booth.

      What do you call a Skoda in the winter?
      A freezer.
      What do you call a Skoda in the summer?
      An oven.

      Why do Skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
      ….....To remove the flies that crash into them.

      What is the difference between a Skoda and the flu ?
      You can get rid of the flu !

      What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
      A miracle.

      What do you call a Skoda with a ladder on the roof ?
      A wheelbarrow !

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