What do you call a Skoda with automatic windows?
A toll booth.

What do you call a Skoda in the winter?
A freezer.
What do you call a Skoda in the summer?
An oven.

Why do Skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
….....To remove the flies that crash into them.

What is the difference between a Skoda and the flu ?
You can get rid of the flu !

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

What do you call a Skoda with a ladder on the roof ?
A wheelbarrow !