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    A penguin's car starts to smoke

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      coryzinho
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      A penguin's car starts to smoke and rattle and he barely makes it to the driveway of a local mechanic. The mechanic pops the hood and says "Come back in about 30 minutes, I will see what I can tell you."
      It's a hot day, and the penguin, being a penguin decides to get some ice-cream. Since he has wings and not hands, it is a messy affair. Ice cream gets all over the penguin's face.
      After half an hour the penguin returns to the mechanic who says "It looks like you blew a seal."
      The penguin responds: "Nah, its only ice-cream."

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