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It's a hot day, and the penguin, being a penguin decides to get some ice-cream. Since he has wings and not hands, it is a messy affair. Ice cream gets all over the penguin's face.<br />
After half an hour the penguin returns to the mechanic who says "It looks like you blew a seal."<br />
The penguin responds: "Nah, its only ice-cream."</p>
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