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    Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor.

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      Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you…"

      Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"

      The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."

      Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"

      The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."

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