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<p dir="auto">Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."</p>
<p dir="auto">Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."</p>
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