A faith healer visits a small town.
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A faith healer visits a small town. During his healing session a man with crutches approaches him, "Ever since I was a boy I couldn't walk without these, can you heal me?"
The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."
Another man approaches him, "F-f-f-fix my st-st-st-stutter?"
The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."
The healer starts praying and yells, "Drop your crutches!" He continues to pray and yells, "Now tell us in a clear voice, how do you feel?"
The man replies, "The f-f-fucker f-f-fell on his f-f-f-f-face."
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