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<p dir="auto">The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."</p>
<p dir="auto">Another man approaches him, "F-f-f-fix my st-st-st-stutter?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The healer yells back, "All that believe will receive! Go behind the curtain."</p>
<p dir="auto">The healer starts praying and yells, "Drop your crutches!" He continues to pray and yells, "Now tell us in a clear voice, how do you feel?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man replies, "The f-f-fucker f-f-fell on his f-f-f-f-face."</p>
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