Happy Hollandais
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For those who will not say "Merry Christmas" because they think it is a religious holiday,
perhaps the above saucy remark will work. You know what Hollandais is, don't you? Just
what some of us would like in order to have a white Christmas.====
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates."In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"The man replied, "They're Carol's."
And So The Holiday Season Begins….
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Lol
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:cheers:
That's a good one!
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