<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Happy Hollandais]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">For those who will not say "Merry Christmas" because they think it is a religious holiday,<br />
perhaps the above saucy remark will work. You know what Hollandais is, don't you? Just<br />
what some of us would like in order to have a white Christmas.</p>
<p dir="auto">====</p>
<p dir="auto">Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the<br />
pearly gates.</p>
<p dir="auto">"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each<br />
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."</p>
<p dir="auto">The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.</p>
<p dir="auto">He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.</p>
<p dir="auto">You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.</p>
<p dir="auto">The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.<br />
He shook them and said, "They're bells."</p>
<p dir="auto">Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.</p>
<p dir="auto">The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and<br />
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.</p>
<p dir="auto">St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And<br />
just what do those symbolize?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man replied, "They're Carol's."</p>
<p dir="auto">And So The Holiday Season Begins….</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="/uploads/_imported_attachments/migrated/92499_SantaClaus.gif" alt="SantaClaus.gif" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/22866/happy-hollandais</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:24:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/22866.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2015 18:35:58 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:57:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188094</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188094</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cupofass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:57:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:30:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178422</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gman2034]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:30:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Thu, 05 May 2016 03:52:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/173290</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/173290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[akirasano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 03:52:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Sun, 01 May 2016 20:45:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/172976</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/172976</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[frontlemon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2016 20:45:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Tue, 22 Mar 2016 02:48:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheers:</p>
<p dir="auto">That's a good one!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/169779</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/169779</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[goody2147]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2016 02:48:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Hollandais on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:20:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Lol</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/163602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/163602</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fuckall]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:20:35 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>