Penis Position in Underwear
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My family was in the "Rag Trade" (AKA Men's suit Tailors & other clothing manufacture/retail) and believe it or not, my grandfather explained to me one day that "Gentlemen are usually either a 'Left Dresser' or a 'Right Dresser' and it is important for his tailor to know so when he is taking the clients 'Inside Leg' measurement he takes it from the side the gent doesn't dress on" (i.e. take a left dresser's inside leg measurement on the inside of his right leg) apparently this was to avoid "accidentally" brushing against the clients cock while getting the measurement :blink:
(I bet you're all thinking the same as me…..)
Whichever roll I was in, as the tailor, if the guy was a half decent looker or looked (felt?) like he had a grope worthy package I'd be invariably going for the "accidental" grope while measuring …. at very least.
If I was the client, I'd be making it REALLY easy for my tailor and just go to my fittings "Commando" so whichever side the (undoubtedly dead sexy) tailor measured, he'd be sure to get a well deserved (by me) feel of my 8.5" cut cock at the same time!!!
OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT! I'm a "left dresser" & (usually) wear trunks.
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Well your post is about the side your cock is placed when you have your trousers on… I'm also a left dresser, but my cock is still down in my underwear, not all right or all left like it seems from the poll...
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It doesn't matter which way I place it. Unless I'm wearing really tight underwear, it's going to fall down at some point.
If I'm wearing boxer shorts, it usually falls down the left leg. -
Right side
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As my penis is bent downward, every other position it's a bit unnatural for him… I tried make him stay up (mostly trying to correct the curvature), but stay here only if I'm laid (bed, etc...) because walking etc it return to the down position...
Same here
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usually down or to the left.
I only place it up if i have to strap it down because im hard, and then i still usually need to use my belt as well, and that often kills it. placing up is too uncomfortable and my underside too sensitive.ill place it left if im TRYING to show ive got a hard on tho . ha
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As my penis is bent downward, every other position it's a bit unnatural for him… I tried make him stay up (mostly trying to correct the curvature), but stay here only if I'm laid (bed, etc...) because walking etc it return to the down position...
.hehe. Same here!
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He lays to the right on top of my large balls.
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Usually I don't care in what position it is, until I have a random boner, that's when I reach in and put him up, so it's harder to see that I have a boner.
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having a rather small cock is convenient cause i dont have to choose what side i'll tuck it in. its like a turtle head that just rests there pointing dead center. ;D
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I am just wondering how most guys point their penis in their underwear. I positioned mine straight up, other than that position I felt very uncomfortable. Straight up position also a lot easier if going to take pee and not really noticeable if I have unintentional erection
. How about you guys?
… and don't forget to vote the poll
straight down is ok. for me
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balls and penis share space
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I tuck down because it's the most comfortable for me but it usually does what it wants to.. :dick:
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mostly down, left side
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Mostly up, unless I am going out to the bars where I want to try to impress guys. When I go out, I always a cock ring too pointing down. You would be surprised how many guys strike up a conversation with you about it!
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I tuck down to the right usually
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