Male Blonde Joke ~ We want 4 Budgies please…...
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Two blonde guys walk into a pet store. One says to the store owner, "We want four budgies."
The owner asks, "Do you want two males and two females, or all males or all females."
The blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."
The owner then asks, "What colors would you like? We have blue, yellow and green."
Again, the blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."
The owner says, "OK, then," gets four random budgies and puts them in a pet carrier. The second blonde guy gets out his wallet and pays for them. They leave with the birds.
They then drive to a high cliff. The first blonde reaches into the pet carrier and takes out two of the birds. Grasping them firmly, he flaps his arms and jumps off the cliff. He falls like a rock and goes SPLAT at the bottom.
The second blonde looks over the cliff at his friend and says, "Dang. This budgie jumping isn't what it's cracked up to be."
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