Harry's wife
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide
she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,
"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy
pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says
"Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for
thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he
unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She
runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan
this guy seventy bucks?
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