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she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,<br />
"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.<br />
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."<br />
She's not there five minutes when a guy<br />
pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says<br />
"Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."<br />
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"<br />
Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for<br />
thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he<br />
unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.<br />
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She<br />
runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan<br />
this guy seventy bucks?</p>
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