How do you prepare to get humped?

tigerrawr

My guy is also always clean seemingly, no matter the day or time…without any notice even. Not sure how he does it, but I enjoy it. Maybe he works so hard at it because he likes my rimming and fucking him!

Is ur boy big?

A theory of mine, is that my boy has such a big ass that the outer end where my tongue reaches always stays clean cos the entrance is just so long that nasty shit can't reach the opening. My dick never had shit on it either.

But as I said he does use baby whipes, so it's 100% clean after every toilet visit.

newcaliresid

this cleaning process is why I could never be a bottom. So much work.

tigerrawr

@newcaliresid:

this cleaning process is why I could never be a bottom. So much work.

I never clean my ass, just normal whipe after i take a dump with wet toilet paper, or baby whipes. never had any problems.

yababylol

This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough.

I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

ajax0980

@yababylol:

This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough.

I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

sorry bud, as I mentioned earlier, my boi is magic or something because he's ALWAYS prepared regardless of time of day or place we are. Its one of the ONLY secrets he keeps from me (not that I've asked nor care how he does it) Its truly amazing.

tigerrawr

@yababylol:

This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough.

I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

Well, both of us never had any problems with poop. But ofcourse you should not hump right after you taken a shit, and not right before you feel something breweing down there. I have no idea how long, but probably an hour after you are safe. I think the poop magically hides as deep it can inside you, at least from having my dick and fist up someone's ass it feels that way.

Also you should eat fiber and yoghurt, so you have good steady poop, not loose :crazy2: :crazy2: Too many nuts and other digestive unfriendly foods can make your poop bad.

2222

Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out :afraid:

tigerrawr

@2222:

Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out :afraid:

Don't worry, it's harmless.

I'd love to fuck ur hole :missio:

21-08-2014: Edit a personal statement

2222

@tigerrawr:

I'd love to fuck ur hole :missio:

Remember, you have a BF :afr:

Anyway, I like a romance crime. Come here!!! :bj2: :bj2: :bj2:

jagged

Sometimes there might be a bit of mess, no matter how much preparation goes into cleaning. Your innards is like a conveyor belt system. Once it plops out one end, the next lot slides into place unless you're tubes are empty. But so what? Does it really matter? It's only a bit of poo. If there's any mess, you both act like mature adults about it and calmly wash without freaking out = sorted! A little cuddle to show understanding and continued love/respect will always help too :hug2:

2222

@jagged:

If there's any mess, you both act like mature adults about it and calmly wash without freaking out = sorted! A little cuddle to show understanding and continued love/respect will always help too :hug2:

Agreed! :ghug: :inlove::ghug:

rickydrexel

Hmmmmmm!!! Noted!! I've never had an issue before, but as I start to bottom more often this is all great info. :thankyou:

ipertatos

It's all about nutrition! Watch what you eat and when, so you get to be regular in the toilet at a certain time of the day. Cranberries, blueberries and goji berries help a lot!

toonfan69

I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
1 hour before play I have another loperimide
30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
I can then play for hours without any issues

Certain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too

ColinTNM

@yababylol:

This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough.

I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

Don't worry about people bragging about being spontaneous and not having to clean - notice how they don't really go into too much detail or it's a case of them being the top!

Don't be afraid to ask otherwise how would we know - there's no gay sex education in school and it will probably be a very long time indeed until such a thing becomes a reality unfortunately so we can only learn by helping each other out. The fact is there is NO spontaneity when it comes to anal sex, none at all. Anyone who says there is lying or is just too dim to realise that their partner is the one doing all the prep

Fact is shit comes out of your asshole and whilst it isn't stored on the other side of your hole until it's ready to come out, you do not want anyone to be putting their tongue, fingers or dick up there unless you are 100% sure it's clean because the no.1 killer of the mood in sex is the presence or the whiff of shit, and if you're not 100% confident that you're clean you will not be able to enjoy yourself and let go fully having fun in the moment because that nag in your mind will be there.

Firstly, a lot of it is to do with diet. If you are passing soft but solid healthy stools that's half the battle won. FIBRE is key here. A bowl of Bran Flakes every morning for breakfast and in a week or two a lot of bowel movement issues will be cleared up. If you're a health freak maybe your body is perfect and when you douche sweet smelling rainbows fly out your ass. Great for you! For the rest of 99% of real humans, we had pizza or pasta or something else tasty for dinner last night so we're probably going to fart and shit sometime in the near future. Don't let people who say their ass is a marble palace make you feel less about yourself. I see many guys say they eat hardly anything at all the day before they are going to get fucked. I don't know about you but that doesn't sound fun to me I love cooking and eating, so cleaning is definately the next part.

Douching - either with a specific shower head nozel or a turkey baister type pippet, both you can buy online from adult stores work just fine. Use tepid water, warm but NOT hot. BODY TEMPERATURE. And don't use too much water at once, don't think firing up as much water as you can hold up there is the thing to do, it isn't because the further up it goes the more chance it can irritate stuff further up than a dick will ever go, and the stimulation from getting fucked later on can start things to move down. Just use enough water to clean out the lower part of your asshole, before the "U bend" (look at a diagram of the body for what I mean here). Do it several times until the water runs clear and you feel clean and nothing else wants to move, you know your own body.

I also like to douche a little while before getting fucked (say an hour) because it gives time for your body to relax and return to a normal state, if anything else does get stimulated to come down the chute you have time to have another round of light douching/cleaning. Obviously if you know you're going to have some fun that night or the next day, don't go out for a curry or eat stuff you know can make your ass explode, that's common sense but you don't have to starve yourself or be on a macrobiotic diet in order to enjoy getting fucked.

Sorry if anyone is squimish about talk of shitting, it's not very sexy is it. Well it's a whole lot less sexy to strike oil whilst getting fucked than it is to read about it on a forum. Anyone who wants to fuck or be fucked should be honest enough to say this is my ass, I also shit out of it, it needs to be clean and here's how that happens.

ipertatos

After all, shit happens guys, we all have experienced it at least once!!

r4b6

I'm with most of the guys. I'm a bottom and just make sure I'm wiping "back there" often and cleaning it well when I shower…nothing special and I have no issues.

groovedware

Yikes! Just a wipe and I am fine back there? Do you just not eat or something…

The best tip I ever got was when your performing an enema (douching is for the vag) take in as much water as is comfortable & hold it in. During the time your holding it in there will be 3 instances of "I can't hold this in, it's got to come out now" but try to hold it past them & then expel. After that a cursory let's make sure everything is clear & I have been good to go for sessions that wear out my tops before I need to clean again. The science behind it is your breaking everything up and expelling it all at once. If you just put water in & let it out you could be there for hours without getting everything out.

Of course, everyone is different, listen to what your body tells you. I wish mine would tell me "Just a wipe will do" but fortunately my ass does other tricks that the boys seem to appreciate (one calls what it does "grabbing me from your inside").

The best piece of advice ever given to me & made me much more comfortable being bottom was:

If we hit dirt, just clean it off & start again, no biggie.

pittstop17

I always make a quick trip to the toilet to have it checked before "it."

What I usually do is wet the "part" and get a lot of soap on it and stick my finger in it until it gets thoroughly cleaned. It is all dirty work when you do not get the appropriate paraphernalia for "it."

Do not forget to wash your hands thoroughly, too, and apply alcohol on your hand in cases of foul smell.

Goodluck.

foxyboxerboy

:crazy2: ARE YOU NIMRODS SERIOUS? Until page 2 of this forum i wanted to punch every idiot to voice their opinion. Here's why:

I'm a top/vers and would never let anyone near my hole without douching. Its common courtesy to do so, more like it should be common sense.

Solid 8 here and almost every time i "strike oil" as they say, its a result of some inexperienced or just ignorant bottom who didn't douche. In fact i've sent a few out the door for refusing to douche. Now I can get pretty kinky, no vanilla bean here like so many must be on this forum. I like to fuck a studs brains out, rim b4 and after penetration, maybe use a toy on the boy if he likes. i couldn't do any of what you see in "good" porn without the btm properly preparing.

Now the guys a few posts back, AMEN! the education on how is what some of these guys need. If you think your gonna come over and turn my dick into a shit stick then quite frankly SEE YA NEVER AGAIN!
HOWEVER, if i know you made a conscious effort, then no biggie, my clean shower shot is available for you, go check yourself and we can continue till i seed you proper. Then that grin of "thats what i came for" ear to ear is what i love to see.

seriously tho, i've gotten a uti, even terribly sick to my stomach from dirty boys. Dont be a dumb dingy bitch. and for the record, in my countless nights fucking sometimes hours bareback, HAVE NEVER contracted an STD. Boo yah bitches!

and for the guy who walked ya through step by step on how to douche, thank whatever god there is for your post. its guys like you that makes me look back on life say wow, i've fucked my way through my twenties and could die tomorrow fulfilled not missing a thing.