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    How do you prepare to get humped?

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    • assoomA Offline
      assoom
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      No, not only a shower.
      You need to use the toilet even if you dont feel like you need to.
      Then after you finish, you use a sterile special bottle of sterile water. It has like a nozzle (like the hair dye bottle)
      You get the nozzle inside your rectum and push some water inside. Remove the bottle and get the water out. Repeat that till you feel or see no dirts coming out with water.
      Preferably repeat it just before the penetration.

      Good luck

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      • tigerrawrT Offline
        tigerrawr
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        I don't do anything…. I have a boyfriend tho and his dick is not huge. Never had any problems.

        We use wet cleaning tissues as toilet paper tho, baby whipes. So it's very clean down there all the time 😛

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        • ajax0980A Offline
          ajax0980
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          I leave that kind of 'prep' to my husband who, amazingly, is ALWAYS 'clean' regardless of what time of day or situation. (I've been known to just walk up behind him while he does mundane household chores like wash the dishes etc and he NEVER disappoints)

          This question gives me some indication/insight as to what he does in the bathroom for seeming HOURS sometimes tho!

          Thank You,
          Ajax0980

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          • tigerrawrT Offline
            tigerrawr
            last edited by

            @ajax0980:

            I leave that kind of 'prep' to my husband who, amazingly, is ALWAYS 'clean' regardless of what time of day or situation. (I've been known to just walk up behind him while he does mundane household chores like wash the dishes etc and he NEVER disappoints)

            This question gives me some indication/insight as to what he does in the bathroom for seeming HOURS sometimes tho!

            same here dude, my man is always clean there, i never tasted anything while I rimmed him. It's weird.  I think those baby whipes help a lot tho.

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            • 36605domtop3 Offline
              36605domtop
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              My guy is also always clean seemingly, no matter the day or time…without any notice even.  Not sure how he does it, but I enjoy it.  Maybe he works so hard at it because he likes my rimming and fucking him!

              Have you serviced your Dom today?

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              • tigerrawrT Offline
                tigerrawr
                last edited by

                @36605domtop:

                My guy is also always clean seemingly, no matter the day or time…without any notice even.  Not sure how he does it, but I enjoy it.  Maybe he works so hard at it because he likes my rimming and fucking him!

                Is ur boy big?

                A theory of mine, is that my boy has such a big ass that the outer end where my tongue reaches always stays clean cos  the entrance is just so long that nasty shit can't reach the opening.  My dick never had shit on it either.

                But as I said he does use baby whipes, so it's 100% clean after every toilet visit.

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                • N Offline
                  newcaliresid
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                  this cleaning process is why I could never be a bottom. So much work.

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                  • tigerrawrT Offline
                    tigerrawr
                    last edited by

                    @newcaliresid:

                    this cleaning process is why I could never be a bottom. So much work.

                    I never clean my ass, just normal whipe after i take a dump with wet toilet paper, or baby whipes. never had any problems.

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                    • Y Offline
                      yababylol
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                      This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

                      As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough. 😉

                      I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

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                      • ajax0980A Offline
                        ajax0980
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                        @yababylol:

                        This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

                        As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough. 😉

                        I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

                        sorry bud, as I mentioned earlier, my boi is magic or something because he's ALWAYS prepared regardless of time of day or place we are. Its one of the ONLY secrets he keeps from me (not that I've asked nor care how he does it) Its truly amazing.

                        Thank You,
                        Ajax0980

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                        • tigerrawrT Offline
                          tigerrawr
                          last edited by

                          @yababylol:

                          This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

                          As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough. 😉

                          I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

                          Well, both of us never had any problems with poop. But ofcourse you should not hump right after you taken a shit, and not right before you feel something breweing down there. I have no idea how long, but probably an hour after you are safe.  I think the poop magically hides as deep it can inside you, at least from having my dick and fist up someone's ass it feels that way.

                          Also you should eat fiber and yoghurt, so you have good steady poop, not loose  :crazy2: :crazy2:    Too many nuts and other digestive unfriendly foods can make your poop bad.

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                          • 22222 Offline
                            2222 Moderator
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                            Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out  :afraid:

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                            • tigerrawrT Offline
                              tigerrawr
                              last edited by

                              @2222:

                              Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out  :afraid:

                              Don't worry, it's harmless.

                              I'd love to fuck ur hole 😉  :missio:

                              21-08-2014: Edit a personal statement

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                              • 22222 Offline
                                2222 Moderator
                                last edited by

                                @tigerrawr:

                                I'd love to fuck ur hole 😉  :missio:

                                Remember, you have a BF  :afr:

                                Anyway, I like a romance crime. Come here!!!  :bj2: :bj2: :bj2:

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                                • J Offline
                                  jagged
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                                  Sometimes there might be a bit of mess, no matter how much preparation goes into cleaning. Your innards is like a conveyor belt system. Once it plops out one end, the next lot slides into place unless you're tubes are empty. But so what? Does it really matter? It's only a bit of poo. If there's any mess, you both act like mature adults about it and calmly wash without freaking out = sorted! A little cuddle to show understanding and continued love/respect will always help too  :hug2:

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                                  • 22222 Offline
                                    2222 Moderator
                                    last edited by

                                    @jagged:

                                    If there's any mess, you both act like mature adults about it and calmly wash without freaking out = sorted! A little cuddle to show understanding and continued love/respect will always help too  :hug2:

                                    Agreed!  :ghug: :inlove::ghug:

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                                    • R Offline
                                      rickydrexel
                                      last edited by

                                      Hmmmmmm!!! Noted!! I've never had an issue before, but as I start to bottom more often this is all great info. :thankyou:

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                                      • ipertatosI Offline
                                        ipertatos
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                                        It's all about nutrition! Watch what you eat and when, so you get to be regular in the toilet at a certain time of the day. Cranberries, blueberries and goji berries help a lot!

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                                        • T Offline
                                          toonfan69
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                                          I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
                                          About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
                                          2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
                                          1 hour before play I have another loperimide
                                          30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
                                          I can then play for hours without any issues

                                          Certain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too

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                                          • ColinTNMC Offline
                                            ColinTNM
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                                            @yababylol:

                                            This is a subject I'm pretty curious about, as I've recently gotten pressure from a companion of mine to try bottoming for the first time, and it's not something I've ever had to worry about in the past, beyond what a normal non-receptive-anal-sex person in the world would have to think of. The thing that's always concerned me is that my … er ... "digestive" schedule doesn't seem to allow for the kind of spontaneity that I keep hearing about anecdotally. I've always had experiences where my bottom knows when and where something is going to happen, but I've never really probed too deeply into any (if at all) prep work went into the "before"s of that.

                                            As far as I'm concerned, the idea of just going bottom's up for any guy and expecting to be CLEAN while not really being sure of what could happen ... that's the most worrisome part of the idea for me. If that's not graphic enough. 😉

                                            I don't mind the idea of bottoming for the right guy and I intend to get some practice, though. Someone please educate me if I'm wrong to worry about this, haha.

                                            Don't worry about people bragging about being spontaneous and not having to clean - notice how they don't really go into too much detail or it's a case of them being the top!  😉

                                            Don't be afraid to ask otherwise how would we know - there's no gay sex education in school and it will probably be a very long time indeed until such a thing becomes a reality unfortunately so we can only learn by helping each other out. The fact is there is NO spontaneity when it comes to anal sex, none at all. Anyone who says there is lying or is just too dim to realise that their partner is the one doing all the prep  😛

                                            Fact is shit comes out of your asshole and whilst it isn't stored on the other side of your hole until it's ready to come out, you do not want anyone to be putting their tongue, fingers or dick up there unless you are 100% sure it's clean because the no.1 killer of the mood in sex is the presence or the whiff of shit, and if you're not 100% confident that you're clean you will not be able to enjoy yourself and let go fully having fun in the moment because that nag in your mind will be there.

                                            Firstly, a lot of it is to do with diet. If you are passing soft but solid healthy stools that's half the battle won. FIBRE is key here. A bowl of Bran Flakes every morning for breakfast and in a week or two a lot of bowel movement issues will be cleared up. If you're a health freak maybe your body is perfect and when you douche sweet smelling rainbows fly out your ass. Great for you! For the rest of 99% of real humans, we had pizza or pasta or something else tasty for dinner last night so we're probably going to fart and shit sometime in the near future. Don't let people who say their ass is a marble palace make you feel less about yourself. I see many guys say they eat hardly anything at all the day before they are going to get fucked. I don't know about you but that doesn't sound fun to me I love cooking and eating, so cleaning is definately the next part.

                                            Douching - either with a specific shower head nozel or a turkey baister type pippet, both you can buy online from adult stores work just fine. Use tepid water, warm but NOT hot. BODY TEMPERATURE. And don't use too much water at once, don't think firing up as much water as you can hold up there is the thing to do, it isn't because the further up it goes the more chance it can irritate stuff further up than a dick will ever go, and the stimulation from getting fucked later on can start things to move down. Just use enough water to clean out the lower part of your asshole, before the "U bend" (look at a diagram of the body for what I mean here). Do it several times until the water runs clear and you feel clean and nothing else wants to move, you know your own body. 🙂

                                            I also like to douche a little while before getting fucked (say an hour) because it gives time for your body to relax and return to a normal state, if anything else does get stimulated to come down the chute you have time to have another round of light douching/cleaning. Obviously if you know you're going to have some fun that night or the next day, don't go out for a curry or eat stuff you know can make your ass explode, that's common sense but you don't have to starve yourself or be on a macrobiotic diet in order to enjoy getting fucked.

                                            Sorry if anyone is squimish about talk of shitting, it's not very sexy is it. Well it's a whole lot less sexy to strike oil whilst getting fucked than it is to read about it on a forum. Anyone who wants to fuck or be fucked should be honest enough to say this is my ass, I also shit out of it, it needs to be clean and here's how that happens.

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