Speedos are so small they cover very, very little, so that whatever is packed inside almost has no opportunity to do anything except bulge out and stretch the fabric in a way that reveals enough detail that a close study not only how the dick and balls are arranged, which way the rod is pointed, and so on, but perhaps even whether the wearer is cut or uncut.
Also, too (as a particularly low-IQ US political figure says) in the event of an erection, the boner makes a truly spectacular display that is pretty much revealing no matter how small the limp dick is before it is aroused. Since it is mostly Young men who wear these tantalizing outfits, they are already awash in cock-boosting hormones and well aware of the package they are barely concealing, which perhaps already makes them more likely to go boing at inconvenient times than other studs the same age who appear in public more modestly covered.
With no place to hide the boner, the proud owner may still be considerably embarrassed by the situation, which is charming on its own, and the red face of a stud still in or near the first years in which he has sprouted the equipment needed for sexual activity– on such activity being conscious of how he (and it) look in a tight speedo.
Known in some parts as a "budgie smuggler," what that little bit of alleged concealment actually does, of course, is call attention to the highly interesting flesh area that is Not getting a tan.
Correct me if I am wrong, but is it a fairly recent development that shirtless men are more likely to wear any remaining body cover rather low on the hips in a way that exposes their pubic hair, either as a thin, dark line that hints there is more bush just barely out of sight, or even as flourishing curls proudly obscene in the sunlight? That fashion statement seems not to have caught on for indoor wear, but has to be a deliberate act of sexual flaunting whenever it is used to emphasize the associated male equipment.
There have always been men so fortunate as to have an abundance of pubes that stretch farther up the treasure trail than usual, and such thick and sprawling growth has always presented a problem for a man who just wants to be appropriately dressed in beachwear or a swimming outfit, and they know how to cover up this inconveniently hirsute attribute, but even trying to shave off all or part of what Allen Ginsberg called a "pubic beard" can leave them with the equivalent of a "five o'clock shadow."
So either they still have to cover those inches with a typically American garment that is long on concealment and short on athletic convenience, or they let the rough cut remain on view, perhaps pretending they have done what they could and have No Idea At All that what you Can see is anything but conventionally innocent and no more to be noticed or disapproved than if a woman's slip were showing.
Speedos, btw, may demonstrate as much as anything the "public Victorian" (old-fashioned, conventional moral uptite hypocrisy) attitudes that still rule the United States, where it is almost universally assumed that outside of competitive water sports, strait men do NOT wear anything close to a spray-on pretense of decency, but are either flaunting their eveil sexuality as if they were unashamed of having a dick and balls (some might call that advertising), or fully wrapped up where everything interesting is out of sight and thus, supposedly, out of mind.
Thank heavens the US is the free-est, most wonderfullest, most liberated and tolerant society on Earth, a shining city on a hill that everyone everywhere wants to emulate. Not sure what the recent popularity of swastikas means for the world's aspirations, but certainly open acknowledgement that men and women have bodies and those bodies have pleasurable uses not to be taught in health classes, not to be facilitated by medical professionals, and often to be discouraged by active law enforcement... well, we can't have that. Unlike all those degenerate Other countries, where pussy grabbing is frowned upon and rape is punished, we have Standards!
Because reasons! So there.
Or, less polemically, isn't it interesting that in the US speedos are NOT common swimwear? Nope, reserved for sports and fags, but not for "real" hetero men in mixed company. Very odd.
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