A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."

Three elderly ladies are discussing their mental health. The first lady says, "Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "I was sitting at the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember if I was about to sleep or just woke up." The final lady says, "My memory is as good as ever, knock on wood." With this she hits the table twice. Suddenly she is startled and looks up, "Who's there?"

A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, "I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb." The red head says, "I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy." The blonde says, "I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven't given up." The brunette tells her, "If you came that close to the sun you would burn." The blonde laughs at her, "That's why I would go at night!"