My lucky day!
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I was a visiting a friend who was staying in a upscale Union Square(San Francisco) hotel, as I got into the lift I accidentally elbowed this lady in the breast. I apologized and said, "If your heart is as soft as your breast you'll forgive me." She replied, "If your elbow is as hard as your cock I'm in room 1113."
Unbelievable!
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I love resolute people… lol
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:haha:
Nice one…
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