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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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    • F Offline
      flozen
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      WOW, kenjysn1, you REALLY know your American Gods – the TV series!

      Fuck:  The Jinn, because this genie is buff and hung:  https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/american-gods-gay-sex-scene-936334.jpg

      Marry:  Bilquis, when you have sex with her, your whole body is swallowed by her vagina, and you live in a happy universe sex dream forever.

      Kill:  Media, I mean, Gillian Anderson is astounding in this role, but her character seems to be sneaky and evil.

      And if you need any more reasons to watch American Gods, consider:  https://themuse.jezebel.com/so-far-american-gods-has-shown-more-dick-than-all-of-t-1793867555

      OK, the Cuervos FMK:

      FMK (Scream Queens): Glen Powell, Diego Boneta, John Stamos

      Fuck:  Glenn Powell, sort of my type;
      Marry:  Diego Boneta, really my type;
      Kill:  John Stamos, for being in Fuller House.

      And someone can take my turn to offer a new FMK, but let's close the book on American Gods…   :cheesy2:

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        cteavin
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        On American Gods, I'd so marry the Leprechaun because sex just once would not be enough. I'd totally fuck the technical boy. And I'd kill any and all of the old farts.

        New theme: Disney.

        F, M, K: Aladin, Flynn Ryder (me all night), the Prince (you chose which one).

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          JohnAllenson
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          Fuck - Flynn Ryder
          Marry - Aladdin
          Kill - one of the princes.

          So, more specfic with the Disney Princes:  Prince Eric (Little Mermaid), Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty), Prince Naveen (Princess and the Frog)

          I considered adding Kylo Ren but that's a bit too meta.  (He's the son of Princess Leia.  disney now controls the Star Wars movies.)

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            flozen
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            Fuck Prince Eric – Has cteavin hair!
            https://images.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_470,q_auto:good,w_620/kpwjxuw3gewwewb4y2pd.jpg

            Marry Prince Naveen – South Asian animated hottie.
            http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disneystheprincessandthefrog/images/e/e3/Prince-naveen.jpg

            Kill Prince Philip – Feather in hat?  No, no, no.
            http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/uXOuogmxRcml.jpg

            Request:  Could photos of lesser-known FMK trios be provided by the question poster?  Hugs and love.    :hug: :love: :hug2:

            FMK:  Talk show hosts…

            Conan O'Brien
            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMTAwMzQ0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM5MTU5MQ@@.V1.jpg

            Graham Norton
            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTI0MTkzMzgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTYyMTA1.V1.jpg

            James Corden
            https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDA2MTgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODgyNDM2NDE@.V1.jpg

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              JohnAllenson
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              So Ironic that you ask to provide photos for lesser known people then don't provide photos for Talk show hosts.  ;D

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                flozen
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                For me, the animations are really tough.  How about just a general courtesy, going forward, to always put photos on the front end?   :hug2:

                imdb.com is an easy place to get almost anyone's pic, and the sizes of the main photos are pretty consistent.  But feel free to choose as you like.

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                  kenjysn1
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                  only know the first host.
                  fuck Conan he is older
                  kill Graham on reason
                  marry James if have to. he looks like my favorite porno Marko Lebeau.

                  my rule for next post
                  Fuck & (kill | Marry){2} regex means you can have three choices, FKM, FKk, FMM. more choices more fun, you can own two wives  or husbands now

                  Sam worthinton (my favorite)
                  https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+worthington&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjgpp7Wj5HYAhVEi5QKHcAmBMEQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

                  Vince Vaughn
                  https://www.google.com/search?q=Vince+Vaughn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitjoy2kJHYAhWEHpQKHfUBCyIQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

                  Ryan Gosling
                  https://www.google.com/search?q=Ryan+Gosling&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih8IyTkZHYAhVEF5QKHVYdAToQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

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                    JohnAllenson
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                    Fuck Sam Worthington - I don't know of him
                    Marry Ryan Gosling - My mom knows his mom.
                    Kill Vince Vaughn - if he is anywhere near as annoying as his characters

                    Canadian actors:  Cory Sevier, Yannick Bisson, Shawn Ashmore

                    Cory-Sevier.jpg
                    yannick2.jpg
                    shawn ashmore.jpg

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                      flozen
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                      John, I like the Canadian actors FMK, I have a fetish for Yannick Bisson after watching him for years on Murdoch Mysteries/The Artful Detective.  I would be answering if I weren't running out the door.

                      Also, could you point me to a tutorial on how to make the thumbnails so artfully (pun intended) placed in your post?  Or, PM me with the how-to.  Or, post the how-to in the thread?  It's definitely the best method for our game.   :cool2:

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                        JohnAllenson
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                        I like Canadian actors too.
                        1/ When you open a window to post, directly below the white screen on the left hand side is a small blue box with a + that says "Additional Options…"  Click on that
                        2/ You'll get a set of options:  Notify me of replies, Return to this topic, Don't use smilies AND Attach:  Browse  Click Browse
                        3/  Attach a small gif or jpeg from your computer.  For more pics click (more attachments)
                        4/  Repeat attachment till you have the three.  Be warned there are limits:  1024 KB and 10 pic per post.

                        I first saw Yannick in "Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy."  I had very slashy thoughts about him and his co-star Ted Atherton.

                        nothing too good for a cowboy.jpg

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                        • Cuervos626C Offline
                          Cuervos626
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                          F: Bisson
                          M: Cory Sevier
                          K: Shawn

                          Since I'm not familiar with canadian actors, have some Latin american cast: Rafael Novoa, Mario Cimarro & Juan Alfonso Baptista.

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                            JohnAllenson
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                            Here are the pictures

                            rafael-novoa.jpg
                            mario-cimarro.jpg
                            juan-alfonso-baptista.jpg

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                              flozen
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                              John, that is most kind.  If we all provide photos – or links to photos -- each time we create a new FMK, I think the game plays much better.

                              To me, these Lain Lovers are all handsome.  But we must make difficult choices.  So, I will

                              Fuck Rafael Novoa, with those telenovela eyes.
                              Marry Mario Cimarro, I want to see that long hair and beard every day.
                              Kill J A Baptista, because he stole Ricky Martin's look, circa 2000.

                              TIME TRAVEL FMK:  Daniel Radcliffe…

                              The "Harry Potter" era:  http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/harrypotter.jpg
                              Doing the play, Equus:  http://annienewman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/magic_wand_1.jpg
                              Recent, scruffy look:  https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bb/f4/32/bbf432532c93da94bc14bd09c270fe01–guys-smoking-daniel-radcliffe.jpg

                              (I will learn to "thumbnail" pics before 2018…   :blink:)

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                                cteavin
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                                I hate that he's become a smoker, the little fuck. So kill the new older scruffy version. Fuck the equas version and marry the younger version and wait till he comes of age to consummate.

                                Let's do a little Game of Thrones.

                                FMK, left to right: King Rob, John Snow, or Tyrion. Keep it period. Not the actors playing them today but the characters in all their smelly glory in the show.

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                                  JohnAllenson
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                                  Fuck - John Snow
                                  Marry - Tyrion - the smartest of the bunch
                                  Kill - King Rob - oops!  too late!

                                  Characters from the Hunger Games:  Peeta, Gale, Cato

                                  Peeta.jpg
                                  Gale.jpg
                                  cato.jpg

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                                    flozen
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                                    I found another image where they are all spliced together.

                                    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/9a/c2/259ac2f3a42e976b88295d8a2880e6c2–hunger-games-movies-the-hunger-games.jpg

                                    Apparently I am a big nerd, because I haven't seen any of the Hunger Games, and I'm also weak on superheroes.  But I'll go on looks alone.  I like guys with brown eyes, so this is a tough one.

                                    Fuck:  Cato
                                    Marry:  Peeta
                                    Kill:  Gale

                                    Futbol/Soccer is the global sport, so I offer you three star players for fucking, marrying or killing.  All in the Top 10 in the world as rated by:

                                    https://www.thoughtco.com/best-soccer-players-in-the-world-3557613

                                    Lionel Messi, Manuel Neuer, Luis Suarez:

                                    LionelMessiBarcelona-5898d9fe3df78caebca7ac0d.jpg
                                    man_neuer-56aa3b2c3df78cf772ae4b35.jpg
                                    Luis-Suarez-Uruguay-5898df3a3df78caebca8fe0a.jpg

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                                      cteavin
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                                      You're scraping the bottom of the barrel for me. Footballers? Blonds? Bearded men? The only thing to worsen the mix is to add a tattoo to one of their body parts.

                                      I guess I could marry the bottom guy with dark hair. Meh.
                                      I'd fuck the middle blond dude just because I hate beards more.
                                      Kill the bearded guy in order to shave him.

                                      I swear to gawd I'm not a rice queen but since these three have movies opening here this week who would you fmk?

                                      Pic one: Kento
                                      Pic two: Noboyuki
                                      Pic three: Ken

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                                      • Cuervos626C Offline
                                        Cuervos626
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                                        Fuck Ken in a public densha, do him a paizuri and then force him into gokkun.
                                        M: Noboyuki, he owns this handsome aura around.
                                        K: Kento, that pic doesn't do any good to him.

                                        Let me share my trio of soccer players as well for FMK: Radamel Falcao, James Rodriguez, David Ospina

                                        Radamel Falcao.jpg
                                        James Rodriguez.jpg
                                        David Ospina.jpg

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                                          JohnAllenson
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                                          Fuck - Radamel - HIs mouth looks ready.
                                          Marry James - he looks like a sweet boy despite the ugly tattoos
                                          Kill - I really have no reaction to David.

                                          Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

                                          El-gran-showman4.jpg
                                          joseph.jpg
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                                            flozen
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                                            Rather than waste a good FMK, allow me to respond to the soccer players as well…

                                            I would surely F the baby-faced James Rodriguez once;

                                            For sure, M the magical Radamel Falcao; which leaves me…

                                            to K poor David Ospina, killed by JA, and then, me again.

                                            …and offer a new FMK to go alongside John's…

                                            WATER POLO TEAM F, M, K:

                                            Mass fucking, Mass marrying, mass killing!!!

                                            CHINA, CROATIA, USA

                                            China.JPG
                                            Croatia.JPG
                                            USA.JPG

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