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    • C Offline
      cteavin
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      @flozen:

      @JohnAllenson:

      So going back to one I didn't answer.
      Fuck - Keanu Reeves
      Marry - Kevin Bacon
      Kill- Rob Lowe

      New ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson

      Fuck Putin.  Fuck Putin again. 
      Marry Maduro for a Latin Daddy with nice mustache.
      Kill Trump's tax plan for the rich.

      First off, one does not Kill Rob Lowe. Never. One must bend at the waist for him. So I'd totally kill Kevin Bacon on a live stream via FB so everyone can be in the first degree of KB; I'd fuck Keanu because his grugy self is nothing I want to see everyday but I'd totally marry Rob. I'd kill his wife iff I thought I had a chance. I still remember his US weekly magazine cover back when I was a lad…

      Kill Trump because u g l y. I'd put Maudro in bondage and shave him. And I'd totally marry Putin! He's hot for an older man!

      I don't like anything about Elvis, so I'd kill him in a very public way to quell any and all rumors that he lives; I'd fuck James Dean because he's hot and I'd totally marry Rock Hudson -- he'd give amazing Pillow Talk.

      Let's get closer to home for me:

      Ito Hideaki https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=hideaki+ito+lesson+of+evil&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwin3NHukfzXAhVCebwKHXPJDDEQ_AUICigB&biw=927&bih=499

      Tomoya Nagase https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=tomoya+nagase&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjskZLLk_zXAhUI5bwKHZU0AVQQ_AUICigB&biw=927&bih=499

      Satoshi Tsumabuki  https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Satoshi+Tsumabuki&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjhhP2wk_zXAhWKgbwKHZA0CqAQ_AUICigB&biw=927&bih=499

      @Flozen, did not recognize Modern Family Mitch. He need to carry around a professional photoshopper at all times.

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      • Cuervos626C Offline
        Cuervos626
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        Fuck Tomoya Nagase while he looks at me angry and has medium to long hair in the cowboy standing position, specially if we're both sweating.
        Marry Satoshi because he looks like a cute puppy.
        Kill Hideaki by no particular reason, his younger self had such a precise features, now something seems odd.

        FMK (Backstreet boys age): Nick Carter, Brian Littrell, Kevin Richardson.

        Pdt.- cteaving does really get excited by the FMK, replying to more than the last trio.

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          cteavin
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          @Cuervos626:

          Pdt.- cteaving does really get excited by the FMK, replying to more than the last trio.

          ;D

          @Cuervos626:

          Fuck Tomoya Nagase while he looks at me angry and has medium to long hair in the cowboy standing position, specially if we're both sweating.
          Marry Satoshi because he looks like a cute puppy.

          Great choices. I love Nagase… He was mindblowingly good looking when he was younger. Satoshi is adorable. If you ever have a chance find The Magic Hour -- it's hilarious, and he does a really good job.

          I'd kill Nick Carter for having put ugly tattoos on his body; I'd fuck Brian Littrell in a heavy S&M sceen and punish him severly for having tattooed his body; I'd be in a loveless marriage with Kevin Richardson and when the time is right divorce him for his money.

          With Star Wars coming out who would you...

          John Boyega
          https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=John+Boyega&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3KIk3zzYpUwKz09OKig1ztISyk6300zJzcsGEVXJicckjRl9ugZc_7glLuUxac_Iaox0XFkVCGlxsrnklmSWVQnJcfFJIxmswSPFwIfF5AJOXWAB-AAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjPx8De5_3XAhVFx7wKHXlxDaAQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=468

          Adam Driver
          https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Adam+Driver&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3KIk3zzYpUwKzM5LTi-OztYSyk6300zJzcsGEVXJicckjRl9ugZc_7glLuUxac_Iaox0XFkVCGlxsrnklmSWVQnJcfFJIxmswSPFwIfF5AAOdU_x-AAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8_LTe5_3XAhUBXLwKHfSRDsAQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=468

          Oscar Isaac
          https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Oscar+Isaac&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3KIk3zzYpU-IEsZOryozTtISyk6300zJzcsGEVXJicckjRl9ugZc_7glLuUxac_Iaox0XFkVCGlxsrnklmSWVQnJcfFJIpmswSPFwIfF5AA91k6V9AAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiHruqA6P3XAhUJx7wKHbjwC78Q_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=468

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          • Cuervos626C Offline
            Cuervos626
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            Throat fuck John Boyega, that huge mouth must be put to work.
            Marry Oscar just to touch and play with his hair everyday until one of us dies.
            Kill Adam just because.

            FMK Red Hot Chili Peppers: Anthony Kiedis, Michael Balzary, Chad Smith.

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              flozen
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              I just love me some Red Hot Chili Peppers, their music, and, of course, socks on cocks.

              Here's a group photo, from your left of monitor…  Michael Balzary, aka Flea; Anthony Kiedis; and Chad Smith:

              http://c8.alamy.com/comp/C64P51/anthony-kiedis-flea-chad-smith-at-a-public-appearance-for-the-red-C64P51.jpg

              Which makes me want to to

              Fuck:  Chad –  least "known," but tall and lean deserves a screw.
              Marry:  Anthony Kiedis (oh, that pussy-tickling mustache)  😊
              Kill:  Flea – looks like prison escapee, too much weird energy.

              Well, let's FMK the Beatles at their prime, which means there will be an extra member.  As most societies only marry one, I'm requesting that you put two members either under Fuck or Kill.

              Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, John Lennon.

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                JohnAllenson
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                Fuck Paul McCartney
                Marry Ringo
                Kill George Harrison and John Lennon

                Take That had done a Beatle retrospective.  So - Gary Barlow, Robbie Williams, Jason Orange

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                • Cuervos626C Offline
                  Cuervos626
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                  Flip flop Gary Barlow in suits.
                  Marry Jason Orange chin.
                  Kill Robbie for not having a beard like the other two.

                  FMK male gay pornstars: Cory Prince, Andrea Suarez, Angel Cruz.

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                    cteavin
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                    Kill Cory Prince for getting that obnoxious tattoo, marry Andrea Suarez because he's thick and yummy, fuck Angel Cruz because he's too short (for me) to marry.

                    Let me make this a little abstract. Based on (the people's) stereotype or national image which countries men would you like to fuck, marry, kill?

                    China,
                    Korea,
                    Japan?

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                      JohnAllenson
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                      Fuck Korea, marry Japan, kill China

                      Monsters:  Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman

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                        kenjysn1
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                        :cry2:

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                          flozen
                          last edited by

                          cteavin is our agent provacateur, and a very naughty young man.  (Remember, he also asked us to FMK the Holy Trinity!)   :pope:

                          Peace and prosperity to the entire Asia-Pacific region!

                          The monster FMK I would:

                          Fuck the Wolfman.  I don't mind some fur, now and then.
                          Marry Dracula.  Handsome Brad Pitt-type, Interview with the Vampire.
                          Kill Frankenstein.  If I change my mind, he can be reassembled from parts!

                          We have not done the FMK of "007" James Bond film actors, all at age 40?  Well, here's four choices:

                          Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Daniel Craig.

                          Four choices – so, Marry one, but in the end, you will have two to either Fuck or Kill.

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                            JohnAllenson
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                            Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.

                            Fuck - Roger Moore
                            Marry - Daniel Craig
                            Kill -Timothy Dalton

                            Bond villians (with actors specified):  Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)

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                              flozen
                              last edited by

                              @JohnAllenson:

                              Sorry, I'm just going to answer three.

                              Fuck - Roger Moore
                              Marry - Daniel Craig
                              Kill -Timothy Dalton

                              You really want to face the wrath of an irate Sean Connery?

                              http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/celebrity-jeopardy/3506029?snl=1

                              OK, back to FMK:

                              Bond villians (with actors specified):  Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem), Oddjob (Harold Sakata), Ernst Blofeld (Christoph Waltz)

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                              • Cuervos626C Offline
                                Cuervos626
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                                I'm not really interested in Bond films so: Fuck Javier, Marry Christoph and Kill Harold.

                                FMK (Jurassic Park actors): Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Mazzello.

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                                  JohnAllenson
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                                  Fuck Sam Neill
                                  Marry Jeff Goldblum
                                  Since I had to look him up - kill Joseph Mazzello

                                  Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

                                  ps.  Looking him up, Fuck Joseph Mazzello now but he was 8 or something when he did Jurrasic Park.

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                                    flozen
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                                    @JohnAllenson:

                                    Marry Jeff Goldblum

                                    That was a good choice, because Jeff is likable, and keeps in shape…

                                    http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14018.jpg
                                    http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/lisa-marie/lisa-marie_14017.jpg

                                    And back to the new FMK:  TV's Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

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                                      flozen
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                                      Riverdale fans?  :cry2:  So here's another F,M,K trio, answer one or both:  :cool2:

                                      TV's Riverdale:  Archie, Kevin, Moose

                                      TV's The Big Bang Theory Characters/Actors:

                                      Kunal:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQzMzQyMTYyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYyMDI5Mg@@._V1_.jpg

                                      Leonard:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzQ2ODY0MTIwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2NzMzMw@@._V1_.jpg

                                      Sheldon:  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjY2NzMzYzUtOTRkMy00OGQyLWEyOGUtZTI3NjhjODM1MTZiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjQwMDg0Ng@@._V1_.jpg

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                                        cteavin
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                                        You beat me to it. I was going to post TBBT after watching it last night.

                                        Kunal Fuck him because I'm not attracted to him but he's better than Lenoard.
                                        Leonard His running joke about no confidence is tired – kill.
                                        Sheldon Who wouldn't love to marry Sheldon? He's adorable. I'd end up committing spousal rape because my needs are not annual.

                                        FMK Flozen, kenjysn1, Cuervos626 Naw, I'll get in trouble….

                                        Lucifer has gotten good so...

                                        Tom Ellis https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Tom+Ellis&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLWz9U3MDSqMk7OyFXiBHEsjUpKirXEspOt9EvKgCi-oCg_vSgx1yo5sbjkEWMwt8DLH_eEpbwmrTl5jdGFC4dCIS0uNte8ksySSiEFLn4pZGs0GKR4uZAFeADyEdSqiAAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjk8q2dtI3YAhUBTJQKHTgLAkgQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=489

                                        DB Woodside   https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=D.+B.+Woodside&client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLWz9U3MDSqMk7OyFXiBHHMTbLKTbXEspOt9EvKgCi-oCg_vSgx1yo5sbjkEWMwt8DLH_eEpbwmrTl5jdGFC4dCIS0uNte8ksySSiEFLn4pZGs0GKR4uZAFeADG-8kNiAAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjssYyxtI3YAhWTq5QKHbIZBAMQ_AUICigB&biw=928&bih=489

                                        Kevin  https://www.google.co.jp/search?client=safari&rls=en&dcr=0&biw=928&bih=489&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=6Xo0WpvzIYnQ0ATDipGAAw&q=Kevin+Alejandro+shirtless&oq=Kevin+Alejandro+shirtless&gs_l=psy-ab.3…3312.4820.0.5745.10.10.0.0.0.0.167.889.6j3.9.0....0...1c.4.64.psy-ab..1.1.103...0j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1.0.C6HqT3xNO1I

                                        I became a fan of Kevin AFTER they showed him shirtless in a Turkish bath. You'd never know how cut he is by looking at his character.

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                                          kenjysn1
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                                          no one have a nicer butt, don’t know them very much, so only choose by face looking
                                          Fuck kevin he is older and seems like an actor
                                          Marry Tom, he have darker thicker head hair love it.
                                          kill DB, no reason

                                          FMK Actors from American Gods

                                          Shadow Moon, Mad Sweeney, Cznoberger
                                          http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm771634176
                                          http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm3934729216
                                          http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1898069/mediaviewer/rm414789888

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                                            JohnAllenson
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                                            You said actors then listed characters.  I'll answer characters - whom I know better from the books.

                                            Fuck - Mad Sweeny.  Who wouldn't want to boink a 6 ft tall leprechaun?  But the Fair Folk are too chaotic and easy to offend for a long-term relationship.
                                            Marry - Shadow Moon - He'd give loyalty for loyalty
                                            Kill - Czernobog (Russian for Black God) - The God of Death and Pain needs to die to be released into the cycle.

                                            New Gods.  Mr. World, Technical Boy, Mr. Wood

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