Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
Marry - Elijah Wood
Kill - Andy Serkis

Twilight Series Edward, Jacob, Emmet

I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series. So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

or, choose

Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias

JohnAllenson

Enrique Inglesias - Fuck. He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
Adam Levine - Marry. My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with. And the man knows how to dress.
Justin Timberlake - Kill. He was in a Boy Band.

Will and Grace characters. Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo

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Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes. No photos needed.

Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.png

Fuck: Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
Marry: Will Truman (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
Kill: Jack McFarland (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)

More musical men: Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz

JohnAllenson

You always pick groups with a single Jew.

Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
Marry - Lenny Kravitz. I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
Kill - John Mayer. I have no idea what his music is.

Some Fun musicians: Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff

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Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are! I need to get out of the house a bit more. :blink:

JohnAllenson

They are Fun.
http://ournameisfun.com/

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In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.

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I can only grade on looks. F: Nate M: Andrew K: Jack

Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves

Cuervos626

Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.

FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme

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Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?

I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).

Fuck: Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
Marry: Jackie Chan, I could see that.
Auto-kill: Van Damme. Steroid-induced peanut testicles.

FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:

River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee

JohnAllenson

I don't want to kill any of them

Fuck - River Phoenix
Marry - Heath Ledger
Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee

Cuervos626

I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.am

And I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.

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Thanks for adding a new trio, C. (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)

Fuck: Eminem, in full white trash mode.
Marry: will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
Kill: Adam Levine, trying much too hard.

F, M, K: British/Irish actors

Colin Farrell
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Charlie Hunnam
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Michael Fassbender
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JohnAllenson

Same order
Fuck - Colin Farrell
Marry - Charlie Hunnam
Kill - Michael Fassbinder

X-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)

Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman

Cuervos626

Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.

FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.

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Hmm. That's a wide range of ages and types, but it's gotta be done. Long-haired…

Fuck: Rupert Grint. One shag with the shaggy redhead will do.
Marry: Brad Pitt. Hopefully recovered from "Brangelina."
Kill: Fabio. At any age, he projects ultra-high maintenance.

Celebrities and their spouses, F, M, K. You become a threesome. Each pair gets the same fate. No mix-and-match! :police: And a few words why they deserved their fates.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

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Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.

Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.

Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

Marry into this threesome because Neil Patrick Harris, come on, that's a given.

Marry Cyclops because I love, love, love the actor. Kill Wolverine because he's a smoker. And Fuck Iceman because he's cute.

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@cteavin:

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita

I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.

Lance Bass & Michael Turchin

Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.

Good heavens, man! JTF is on zillion-Emmy comedy Modern Family, and Lance Bass was a member of mega-boy band NSYNC. At least you're killing them in an evil manner. Nice to see you back.

As we (ahem) weren't given a new trio of men to FMK, would someone care to FMK these celebrity pairs again, and then finish up with three new chioces to evaluate?

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

Lurkers, don't be shy. All the copulation, wedded bliss, and murder is very cathartic.

Cuervos626

Bukkake Bass & Turchin.
Marry Neil & dump Burtka, because Neil.
Assassinate Jesse & Mikita, no comments.

Let's see, how about FMK: Donald Trump (Land of Freedom), Vladimir Putin (New USSR), Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela).

JohnAllenson

Ummm. It's a real bad idea to talk about assassinating political leaders on social media. I'm going to skip this one.

So going back to one I didn't answer.
Fuck - Keanu Reeves
Marry - Kevin Bacon
Kill- Rob Lowe

New ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson

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@JohnAllenson:

Ummm. It's a real bad idea to talk about assassinating political leaders on social media. I'm going to skip this one.

So going back to one I didn't answer.
Fuck - Keanu Reeves
Marry - Kevin Bacon
Kill- Rob Lowe

New ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson

OK, I can do the previous, "world leaders" FMK, without being investigated by the FBI. Let's start with this pic:
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2017/08/05/putin_went_on_vacation_and_released_a_new_set_of_shirtless_pictures/TOPSHOTRUSSIAPUTIN.jpeg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpeg

…which leads to:

Fuck Putin. Fuck Putin again.
Marry Maduro for a Latin Daddy with nice mustache.
Kill Trump's tax plan for the rich.

And now back to the post above: someone, please FMK...

New ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson