Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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This is a tough one Chriss Strokes & Jordi El Niño Polla? Who to fuck one and who to have forever?
Hmm, well, since Jordi is super short I'll say fuck him,
Chris is sexy tall, so marry him and
Johnny is no sin, except that he's ugly – kill.Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)
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Let's speed things up: Erza Miller, Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale. (You might have to Google a photo.)
I might have to Google a photo?!! I might have to chill in a time machine for 20 years before I feel age-appropriate!
Fuck: Keiynan Lonsdale (though almost killed for that silly spelling of a name)
Marry: Ezra Miller (now grown up, with chest hair, lol) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Miller#/media/File:Ezra_Miller_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg
Kill: Grant Gustin (strange feeling he's a player)And, someone is welcome to F,M,K these guys again!
But sometimes the choices are between bad, and worse:
Celebrity sexual predators Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven.
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So Flash actors. I don't actually want to kill any of them.
Keiyan Lonsdale - Fuck (he's out as bisexual.)
Ezra Miller - Marry (he's out as gay)
Grant Gustin - Kill (he claims to be straight.)My group of Olympic athletes, I'll attach pictures.
Pita Taufatofua
Shaun Barber
Ning Zetao
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Ning dies
Shawn gets fucked
and Pita makes me sandwitches forever. ;DThe Chris choice: Hemsworth, Pratt, and Evans.
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The Kill one is doubtful. More like be be unenthusiastic.
Pratt - Marry (he was good with himself when he was fat and when he was fit. Someone to grow old with.)
Hemsworth - Fuck
Evans - Kill (He was in the Fantastic Four movies.)Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
Lorca -
Star Trek captains
Kirk (original)
Picard
LorcaFor me, they are already in F,M,K order.
Fuck: Kirk. He had it going on in those pre-toupee days.
Marry: Picard. A cultured lifetime to "Make it so – hard."
Kill: Lorca. He had a fatal brow-lift or facial fillers, etc.Now, you see, sexual predators don't go away simply because you ignore them. In fact, they become more insistent. So I will resubmit my three pervy celebrities until I obtain satisfaction and release.
Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Piven. :crazy2:
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Thanks goodness I didn't get another Star Trek threesome.
I'd marry Kevin Spacey for his great career.
I'll tie, spank and fuck Jeremy Piven fat ass.
And kill Louis CK because I never liked him at all and specially hated one of his comedy shows for being unfunny.Since OP didn't actually limited the game by gender, I wanna see the next one choosing between: Anna Kendrick, Emily Blunt & Anne Hathaway.
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One can only love Anne Hathaway, so a sexless marriage.
I'd could take one for the team with Emily Blunt.
I have no guilt in killing Anna Kendrick since I don't know her.Since we're experimenting: Father, Son, Holy Ghost. ::)
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Oh, as this would be a blasphemy for persons of faith, I'm going to jump in…
Fuck Jesus. Have you seen the actors in those History Channel specials?
Marry the Holy Spirit. He's quiet, and wouldn't need a lot of closet space.
Kill God. Philosophers cry "God is dead," so maybe I'm already too late.F, M, K Sesame Street residents…?
Bert https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e1/Bert_smile.png/revision/latest?cb=20110630173259
Count von Count http://www.molecularecologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/8365633951_4e2efb5bf0_b.jpg
Guy Smiley https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/9d/GuySmiley.png/revision/latest?cb=20140309023944 -
Fuck - Guy Smiley - Although it'd drive me nuts
Marry - Bert - So practical lol
Kill - The count - to shut him up with all the freaking counting lolMy Three are retro icons F,M,K.. James Dean, Paul Newman, Robert Redford
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They're already in order
Fuck - James Dean (Adorable but so many emotional problems.)
Marry - Paul Newman (My mother always wanted me to have a Jewish wedding)
Kill- Robert Redford (I've always found him smarmy and he did not improve with age.) -
Marry YONNG Redford,
Fuck the hell out of Dean,
and kill Newman, the least attractive of the bunch.Fuck, marry, and kill a Superman
henry cavile,
christopher reeve,
brandon routh -
Marry Brandon Routh
Get fucked by Christopher Reeve
And kill Henry CavillFMK: Your best friend brother, your partner father and your uncle.
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marry brother
kill father
fuck uncleMarc Dylan, Tomas Brand, Donated Trump
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I had to Google for two of these guys, which should have been a clue that they were out of my "type."
But here are the photos, for someone else to F, M, K, – who likes their men BIG and BEEFY. :drool2:
Marc Dylan: http://www.gaytime.info/images/2012/apr/marc-dylan-0.jpg
Tomas Brand: https://i2.wp.com/www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Tomas-Brand-Gay-Porn-Star.jpg
Lucius Socrates: http://cocksuckersguide.com/StarSearch/fullmainimage/6/luciuskbsocratesmain.jpg -
Ewww. Can I kill them all?
Well, the only one who's mildly attractive to me is the middle guy Thomas, so marry him.
I could close my eyes and wait for Marc to get it over with, so fuck him.
I'd kill the last guy.And who in their right man kills Henry Cavail!?! :afr:
Think of the cast from Modern Family. Who do you fuck, marry, kill: Cam, Mitch, Jay? ;D
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Kill: Jay. Got nothing against him.
Marry: Mitch. He's just lovely.
Fuck: Cam… While imagining Phil instead.At FRIENDS age: Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc.
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I'm assuming characters;
Matt LeBlanc (Joey) - Fuck
David Schwimmer (Ross) - Marry.
Matthew Perry (Chandler) - Kill - to put him out of his misery.From Major Crimes
Wes Nolan (played by Daniel di Tomasso), Julio Sanchez (played by Raymond Cruz), Fernando Morales (played by Jonathan Del Arco) -
Oh, drat – a response while I was typing! But, it's fine -- I would have the same FMK as JA, with the provision, "fuck Matt LeBlanc a million times." :missio:
You can be a princess! Not with Prince Harry, that is so predictable. But feel free to F, M, K these lesser-known royals:
Prince Wenzeslaus of Lichtenstein: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/16/44/hbz-royal-bachelors-prince-wenzeslaus-of-liechtenstein.jpg
Prince Hussein of Jordan: https://scontent-dft4-3.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/20905471_1560255867371119_5256408262219137024_n.jpg
Prince Amadeo of Belgium: https://hips.hearstapps.com/toc.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/37/540f835c513a7_-_tcx-12-bachelors-prince-amedeo-0213-xl-lg.jpg
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Fuck Prince Amadeo of Belgium, he's built for hardcore sessions.
Marry Prince Hussein of Jordan and his wide face and big forehead.
Kill Prince Wenzeslaus of Lichtenstein for his long long face.FMK: Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.
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