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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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    • F Offline
      flozen
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      Fuck Prince Eric – Has cteavin hair!
      https://images.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_470,q_auto:good,w_620/kpwjxuw3gewwewb4y2pd.jpg

      Marry Prince Naveen – South Asian animated hottie.
      http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disneystheprincessandthefrog/images/e/e3/Prince-naveen.jpg

      Kill Prince Philip – Feather in hat?  No, no, no.
      http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/uXOuogmxRcml.jpg

      Request:  Could photos of lesser-known FMK trios be provided by the question poster?  Hugs and love.    :hug: :love: :hug2:

      FMK:  Talk show hosts…

      Conan O'Brien
      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMTAwMzQ0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM5MTU5MQ@@.V1.jpg

      Graham Norton
      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTI0MTkzMzgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTYyMTA1.V1.jpg

      James Corden
      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDA2MTgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODgyNDM2NDE@.V1.jpg

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        JohnAllenson
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        So Ironic that you ask to provide photos for lesser known people then don't provide photos for Talk show hosts.  ;D

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        • F Offline
          flozen
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          For me, the animations are really tough.  How about just a general courtesy, going forward, to always put photos on the front end?   :hug2:

          imdb.com is an easy place to get almost anyone's pic, and the sizes of the main photos are pretty consistent.  But feel free to choose as you like.

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          • K Offline
            kenjysn1
            last edited by

            only know the first host.
            fuck Conan he is older
            kill Graham on reason
            marry James if have to. he looks like my favorite porno Marko Lebeau.

            my rule for next post
            Fuck & (kill | Marry){2} regex means you can have three choices, FKM, FKk, FMM. more choices more fun, you can own two wives  or husbands now

            Sam worthinton (my favorite)
            https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+worthington&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjgpp7Wj5HYAhVEi5QKHcAmBMEQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

            Vince Vaughn
            https://www.google.com/search?q=Vince+Vaughn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitjoy2kJHYAhWEHpQKHfUBCyIQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

            Ryan Gosling
            https://www.google.com/search?q=Ryan+Gosling&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB725GB725&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih8IyTkZHYAhVEF5QKHVYdAToQ_AUIEigC&biw=375&bih=591

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              JohnAllenson
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              Fuck Sam Worthington - I don't know of him
              Marry Ryan Gosling - My mom knows his mom.
              Kill Vince Vaughn - if he is anywhere near as annoying as his characters

              Canadian actors:  Cory Sevier, Yannick Bisson, Shawn Ashmore

              Cory-Sevier.jpg
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              shawn ashmore.jpg

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              • F Offline
                flozen
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                John, I like the Canadian actors FMK, I have a fetish for Yannick Bisson after watching him for years on Murdoch Mysteries/The Artful Detective.  I would be answering if I weren't running out the door.

                Also, could you point me to a tutorial on how to make the thumbnails so artfully (pun intended) placed in your post?  Or, PM me with the how-to.  Or, post the how-to in the thread?  It's definitely the best method for our game.   :cool2:

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                  JohnAllenson
                  last edited by

                  I like Canadian actors too.
                  1/ When you open a window to post, directly below the white screen on the left hand side is a small blue box with a + that says "Additional Options…"  Click on that
                  2/ You'll get a set of options:  Notify me of replies, Return to this topic, Don't use smilies AND Attach:  Browse  Click Browse
                  3/  Attach a small gif or jpeg from your computer.  For more pics click (more attachments)
                  4/  Repeat attachment till you have the three.  Be warned there are limits:  1024 KB and 10 pic per post.

                  I first saw Yannick in "Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy."  I had very slashy thoughts about him and his co-star Ted Atherton.

                  nothing too good for a cowboy.jpg

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                  • Cuervos626C Offline
                    Cuervos626
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                    F: Bisson
                    M: Cory Sevier
                    K: Shawn

                    Since I'm not familiar with canadian actors, have some Latin american cast: Rafael Novoa, Mario Cimarro & Juan Alfonso Baptista.

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                      JohnAllenson
                      last edited by

                      Here are the pictures

                      rafael-novoa.jpg
                      mario-cimarro.jpg
                      juan-alfonso-baptista.jpg

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                        flozen
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                        John, that is most kind.  If we all provide photos – or links to photos -- each time we create a new FMK, I think the game plays much better.

                        To me, these Lain Lovers are all handsome.  But we must make difficult choices.  So, I will

                        Fuck Rafael Novoa, with those telenovela eyes.
                        Marry Mario Cimarro, I want to see that long hair and beard every day.
                        Kill J A Baptista, because he stole Ricky Martin's look, circa 2000.

                        TIME TRAVEL FMK:  Daniel Radcliffe…

                        The "Harry Potter" era:  http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/harrypotter.jpg
                        Doing the play, Equus:  http://annienewman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/magic_wand_1.jpg
                        Recent, scruffy look:  https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bb/f4/32/bbf432532c93da94bc14bd09c270fe01–guys-smoking-daniel-radcliffe.jpg

                        (I will learn to "thumbnail" pics before 2018…   :blink:)

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                          cteavin
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                          I hate that he's become a smoker, the little fuck. So kill the new older scruffy version. Fuck the equas version and marry the younger version and wait till he comes of age to consummate.

                          Let's do a little Game of Thrones.

                          FMK, left to right: King Rob, John Snow, or Tyrion. Keep it period. Not the actors playing them today but the characters in all their smelly glory in the show.

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                            JohnAllenson
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                            Fuck - John Snow
                            Marry - Tyrion - the smartest of the bunch
                            Kill - King Rob - oops!  too late!

                            Characters from the Hunger Games:  Peeta, Gale, Cato

                            Peeta.jpg
                            Gale.jpg
                            cato.jpg

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                              flozen
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                              I found another image where they are all spliced together.

                              https://i.pinimg.com/736x/25/9a/c2/259ac2f3a42e976b88295d8a2880e6c2–hunger-games-movies-the-hunger-games.jpg

                              Apparently I am a big nerd, because I haven't seen any of the Hunger Games, and I'm also weak on superheroes.  But I'll go on looks alone.  I like guys with brown eyes, so this is a tough one.

                              Fuck:  Cato
                              Marry:  Peeta
                              Kill:  Gale

                              Futbol/Soccer is the global sport, so I offer you three star players for fucking, marrying or killing.  All in the Top 10 in the world as rated by:

                              https://www.thoughtco.com/best-soccer-players-in-the-world-3557613

                              Lionel Messi, Manuel Neuer, Luis Suarez:

                              LionelMessiBarcelona-5898d9fe3df78caebca7ac0d.jpg
                              man_neuer-56aa3b2c3df78cf772ae4b35.jpg
                              Luis-Suarez-Uruguay-5898df3a3df78caebca8fe0a.jpg

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                                cteavin
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                                You're scraping the bottom of the barrel for me. Footballers? Blonds? Bearded men? The only thing to worsen the mix is to add a tattoo to one of their body parts.

                                I guess I could marry the bottom guy with dark hair. Meh.
                                I'd fuck the middle blond dude just because I hate beards more.
                                Kill the bearded guy in order to shave him.

                                I swear to gawd I'm not a rice queen but since these three have movies opening here this week who would you fmk?

                                Pic one: Kento
                                Pic two: Noboyuki
                                Pic three: Ken

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                                • Cuervos626C Offline
                                  Cuervos626
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                                  Fuck Ken in a public densha, do him a paizuri and then force him into gokkun.
                                  M: Noboyuki, he owns this handsome aura around.
                                  K: Kento, that pic doesn't do any good to him.

                                  Let me share my trio of soccer players as well for FMK: Radamel Falcao, James Rodriguez, David Ospina

                                  Radamel Falcao.jpg
                                  James Rodriguez.jpg
                                  David Ospina.jpg

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                                    JohnAllenson
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                                    Fuck - Radamel - HIs mouth looks ready.
                                    Marry James - he looks like a sweet boy despite the ugly tattoos
                                    Kill - I really have no reaction to David.

                                    Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

                                    El-gran-showman4.jpg
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                                      flozen
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                                      Rather than waste a good FMK, allow me to respond to the soccer players as well…

                                      I would surely F the baby-faced James Rodriguez once;

                                      For sure, M the magical Radamel Falcao; which leaves me…

                                      to K poor David Ospina, killed by JA, and then, me again.

                                      …and offer a new FMK to go alongside John's…

                                      WATER POLO TEAM F, M, K:

                                      Mass fucking, Mass marrying, mass killing!!!

                                      CHINA, CROATIA, USA

                                      China.JPG
                                      Croatia.JPG
                                      USA.JPG

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                                        cteavin
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                                        (Zac and JGL are so short I wouldn't know what to do with them.)

                                        I'd marry the US team, team Mormon. (cough, cough)
                                        I'd kill team Croatia because ewwww.
                                        That means I'd have a gangbang with the Chinese boys.

                                        Xmas themed: Which Santa would you FMK?

                                        Billy Bob Thornton in 'Bad Santa' (photo one)
                                        Ben Affleck in 'Reindeer Games' (photo two)
                                        John Goodman in 'The Year Without a Santa Claus' (photo three)

                                        santa_badsanta_billy_bob_thornton_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg
                                        santa_reigndeer_games_affleck_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg
                                        santa_yearwithoutsantaclaus_john_goodman_photofest_-_h_2016.jpg

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                                          flozen
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                                          @JohnAllenson:

                                          Jewish actors:  Zac Efron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alden Ehrenreich.

                                          Further to John A's FMK, I would Fuck Zac Efron once his chest hair grew back.  Marriage to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, because I find his movie choices infinitely more interesting, and he's quirky, not perky, like ZA.  I'm afraid Aiden Ehrenreich gets the axe because he is the least-known to me.  Life is so unfair!

                                          Also choosing J G-L for marriage from the Jewish trio, because I'd like to get him into some religious taboos, like tattoos and foreskin stretching.   >:D >:D >:D

                                          Leaving the Santa Sodomy (above) for the next lucky caller… how seasonal!

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                                          • Cuervos626C Offline
                                            Cuervos626
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                                            Fuck the hell out of Ben Affleck, he on his santa costume and me in a reindeer one.
                                            Marry Goodman, he's just lovable.
                                            Sorry Billy Bob, off with your head.

                                            FMK: Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Lennie James.

                                            Andrew Lincoln.jpg
                                            Norman Reedus.jpg
                                            Lennie James.jpg

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