Random facts about yourself

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@mufum69:

I've been clean & sober for 17 years

wow, good job there, friend!! I'm proud of you ;D ;D

My fact: Mustaches/pornstaches are my soft spot.

anfcollege

One of my secrets has been published on postsecret and I've never told anyone about it…until now

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I cannot drink tequila. Only the smell or even the sight of it makes me nauseous.

mufum69

I pretty well sit around the house naked most of the time

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I suffer from a mild case of hoarding

Icc

I've never seen Star Wars or TLOTR, I found a cassette Walkman in a junk store and fixed it and love it, and I'm the one who stole your soda from the fridge, Kim, it was me. ;D

cteavin

I've only been in love one time in my life.

Since I ended our eight-year relationship about four years ago, I've not really been interested in dating long-term.

spam17

@cteavin:

I've only been in love one time in my life.

Since I ended our eight-year relationship about four years ago, I've not really been interested in dating long-term.

$:-\$

warpaint

Random ? Weird ? Bring it on.

1. I can click with some bones inside my body, which looks and sounds fucking creepy.
2. When I sleep my most comfortable position is when my arm makes a triangle out of it.
3. I can suck your dick when I fuck you.
4. When I lay in my pants or tracksuits I just have to have one of my hand inside them on the side of the leg.
5. I sneeze 3 times whenever I feel cold or open the fridge in the house.
6. I'm allergic to alcohol… (but i drink... still)
7. When I drink a coffee I know when I will have to take a shit after it and what it will feel like (dependable on the coffee).
8. When my teeth (or something else, but teeth works best) hurt I still push it more to feel the pain. And I hate it. But I still do it. (the same with cramps.
9. Sometimes, it was mostly during the winter time - my ear would get really red and hot. But only one ear. It will drive me crazy and I will have to go and wash my hair to feel better...
10. When in shoes I have to come to one point so I can press my big finger against the ground and seperate it from the rest to make it click. I just have to otherwise I feel blocked but it looks weird when I just stop and fucking drill my foot into the ground.
11. I never took a piss or a shit in the middle nor high school. I just don't know why. Pretty much had to change when i was studying and working. Always had time to spend some time in there.
12. I'm too nostalgic and sentimental. Probably bi-polar too. Sometimes I really don't care about anything but I had troubles with such things as throwing out or giving someone my teddy bears from the childhood. I just felt bad for them. I see history in every little detail and thing. I still have train tickets to my ex or the empty package of condom we used the first time we fucked.

Let's just cut it for now.

cteavin

@warpaint:

3. I can suck your dick when I fuck you.

Why hello there. :drool:
Do tell us more.

spam17

@cteavin:

@warpaint:

3. I can suck your dick when I fuck you.

Why hello there. :drool:
Do tell us more.

:cheesy2:

warpaint

Like, really ?
I thought you'll say something like "everybody does it".
It's when a guy is laying on his back like missionary and you are penetrating him from above or just lay your ass on the bed as well with legs straight, parallel to him and just take a dip to suck his dick while thrusting. And you don't have to be very flexible or have a very big dick to do that. Cause i have neither.

JohnAllenson

I learned how to read Russian so I could read Russian fantasy.

spam17

@JohnAllenson:

I learned how to read Russian so I could read Russian fantasy.

What's so special in Russian fantasy?

JohnAllenson

There's a lot of Fantasy literature in Russian much of which is quite good.
But unlike fantasy in French or German, virtually none of it is in translation.

cteavin

@warpaint:

Like, really ?
I thought you'll say something like "everybody does it".
It's when a guy is laying on his back like missionary and you are penetrating him from above or just lay your ass on the bed as well with legs straight, parallel to him and just take a dip to suck his dick while thrusting. And you don't have to be very flexible or have a very big dick to do that. Cause i have neither.

I thought I'd done it all. Nope. Trust me, not everyone does it.

Me thinks YOU could end up being the most popular person on here. ;D

warpaint

I've done a lot more actually : D done some topics here on that through the years. If you reply my PM lol I can give you some tips

cteavin

@warpaint:

I've done a lot more actually : D done some topics here on that through the years. If you reply my PM lol I can give you some tips

w a r p a i n t :lovp:

kenjysn1

:afr: :crazy2: :hehe:
you are amazing me
@warpaint:

Random ? Weird ? Bring it on.

1. I can click with some bones inside my body, which looks and sounds fucking creepy.
2. When I sleep my most comfortable position is when my arm makes a triangle out of it.
3. I can suck your dick when I fuck you.
4. When I lay in my pants or tracksuits I just have to have one of my hand inside them on the side of the leg.
5. I sneeze 3 times whenever I feel cold or open the fridge in the house.
6. I'm allergic to alcohol… (but i drink... still)
7. When I drink a coffee I know when I will have to take a shit after it and what it will feel like (dependable on the coffee).
8. When my teeth (or something else, but teeth works best) hurt I still push it more to feel the pain. And I hate it. But I still do it. (the same with cramps.
9. Sometimes, it was mostly during the winter time - my ear would get really red and hot. But only one ear. It will drive me crazy and I will have to go and wash my hair to feel better...
10. When in shoes I have to come to one point so I can press my big finger against the ground and seperate it from the rest to make it click. I just have to otherwise I feel blocked but it looks weird when I just stop and fucking drill my foot into the ground.
11. I never took a piss or a shit in the middle nor high school. I just don't know why. Pretty much had to change when i was studying and working. Always had time to spend some time in there.
12. I'm too nostalgic and sentimental. Probably bi-polar too. Sometimes I really don't care about anything but I had troubles with such things as throwing out or giving someone my teddy bears from the childhood. I just felt bad for them. I see history in every little detail and thing. I still have train tickets to my ex or the empty package of condom we used the first time we fucked.

Let's just cut it for now.

kenjysn1

@warpaint:

Random ? Weird ? Bring it on.

11. I never took a piss or a shit in the middle nor high school. I just don't know why. Pretty much had to change when i was studying and working. Always had time to spend some time in there.

when i am about 14 i move to a military area school, i’m newbe there, the classmates give me a nickname ‘wolfman’ bcos my hair is always wild. since i found that there are some strange change of my body, some hair growth around the pennies, pennies become big and ugly. i become shy to pee in public toilet. i don’t want the other people see my ugly place. i’m in football team so i have several good bros. we always leave late after class in summertime, boys and girls will go to the swimming pool when the pool is closed. we play and swim in the dark. one day the moon is big and red, we dude ask the girls go back, we ll piss out of the window. after pee, all of the dudes come to see my pennies. i remember one boy said not become huge, he is not wolfman. so from that night no one call me wolf man. and I try to return to the public toilet to pee…....