Holy water
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The girls in the seventh grade were preparing for confirmation.
If any of you have touched a penis, then you need to be washed in holy water, the priest said. The first girl steps forward and says that she has touched one with her finger, and she therefore washes her finger in the holy water. Then the next girl steps forward and says that she has touched a penis with her entire hand, and she shall therefore wash her entire hand. The third girl hurries to the front of the queue, and the priest asks her why she is in such a hurry?
-“Because I’m going to wash my mouth in the holy water, and I’m gonna do that before Louise washes her ass!”
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