Worst thing that has happened to you during sex?
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Was sucking dick in the darkroom… then the lights went on... worst thing ever!!
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Hahaha. These posts are awesome.
I haven't told anyone mine before. It's bad… :cry2:I'm 23, and a couple years ago, I was really eager to have a three-way, and I started to talk to a young couple on grindr. They're were alright looking, and for what they told me, they've been together for about 3 years. Anyways, we chatted for a little bit and they told me they love three-ways and what-not. Perfect for me, right? And so we set a date to have a threesome together.
So I go into their place and I was a bit nervous (and so were they) so we decided to chill-out in the living room for a little bit and have a drink. Then they told me that they've never actually been in a three-way before and this was their first time. Looking back, that should have been the sign for me to call it off but I didn't. Lol. Also, during this time, I could tell the older lad (about 27) was really, REALLY, nervous, like he was shaking and stuff. Meanwhile I cooled down a little, and so did the boyfriend (who was about 24). And because of that, I was really talking to the 24yo as the 27yo didn't say much. Keep in mind, I tried to make everyone feel included.
Then, after a little chat, we get started. As we get into it, I noticed the 27yo was a bit reserved while the 24 and I played together. I just figured that the 27yo enjoyed to watch a bit. Didn't think much of it. About ten minutes into it, just making-out and a little hand/mouth action, the 27yo cracks it at his boyfriend, yelling how into me the 24yo was and how he never got that in their personal sex life. Then, the 27yo yells about how the 24yo excluded him in the ten minutes of the threesome. The three-way stops and they end up having a massive fight. Keep in mind, I'm in bed naked with a massive hard-on and these two guys are arguing right in front of me (as if I'm not there. Lol).
Then, it got so awkward and uncomfortable (this is bad), I literally picked-up my clothes, walked out of their front door, NAKED (because I didn't want to be in that hell house anymore), got dressed outside, and went home. Massive blue-balls / didn't say goodbye / and to be honest, don't even think they realized I left. But I just needed to get the fuck out of there. Hahaha.
Safe to say, I've never been in a three-way. Lol.
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The telephone rang when I was about to cum, what a distraction!
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I'm loving these posts XD hope they keep rolling in!
thanks for replying @ChicanoDag -
Hmm hard to say actually. Can't tell the worst but can just name a few:
I was sleeping at a guys house in other town and he was into me. He knew I'm not interested and stuff but he still thought we'll probably get together I guess. He was like "just sit in here I'll make a dinner" - well I'm not complaining when somebody is offering me food but I just hate being useless or iddle. I couldn't even help and we were watching TV all day and it was so fucking boring I took my laptop and started doing work for studies xD So he started complaining and saying I'm not focusing on him lol. He was tryna act mad and disappointed but I didn't really give a shit so when the night came he was so desperate that he started a blowjob. Well it's not like I could say "leave my dick alone" or something especially that I was staying in his house
But I just didn't feel like it. It was such a desperate cry, like a last resort thing xD Really awkard.The other time I got fucking betrayed. I was sleeping with a guy and it was such a mean thing. I'm a top but I was really pissed off and decided to hook up. It was I guess one of maybe three times that I just hooked up with someone without knowing them and not being on a date or anything. It was all cool with a guy but then he offered to do a flip fuck. I thought about it and said I can try bottoming. It was really painful and not fun and I wanted to quit but the guy kept telling me "it's good, it's good, just a little longer". I felt raped lol. Then when he was done I said "well my turn" and he said he needs a 5 min rest. He was sleeping for a fucking hour and everytime I said "get the fuck up" he said "just a few more minutes". So that idiot just used nad lied to me -.-
And yeah of course the anal thing. The other time I bottomed, ehhh, I was kinda messy, but the guy was so sweet he told me that it just happens and it kinda made me feel better.
Ohh and maybe not the worst but one sneaky thing I did once haha. I had the first anal sex with my first boyfriend and I insisted to do this in the shower. I tried putting it in and when it was already in his ass made a few moves, but he said "it's not working out here, we'll try again some other time". I was so excited already that I cummed in his ass just before putting it out
I was such a ninja at cumming in silence after years of masturbating in my room hahaha he didn't even noticed and I never told him the truth. I just acted with compassion and said yeah no problem for me xDD -
his father walked in on us
Same but his straight brother
my sister and friends while fucking her flatmate
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My fuck music playlist ended so the pc started to play Adele - Hello…
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The usual as well me farting was a bit embarrassing
That's not so bad, and can be a tad funny at times. Especially if you both see it that way and don't take it seriously.
The "worst" thing that could ever be is following through so to speak and not even realising or if are bottoming that they other person pulls out with their cock, either bareback or with a condom and it's covered in poo, of being the top and find your cock covered in shit so to speak! lol.
But I guess these things can happen, after all we are sticking our cocks / or having the cock stuck into us where waste comes from unfortunately.
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well..i was bottoming and i came out really early because of the excitement..and not only that since i was not ready to do bottom but my boyfriend insisted i stained him too..and he was angry after that because i came up quickly and he took his phone and opened up instagram and facebook and he liked guy's pictures.One of the worst moments of my life
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My ass started bleeding.
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Did anyone play Genital Jousting ?
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Pulled a buttplug out of my ass, ended up landing a piece of poo on the carpet, ofcourse a white one ;D Boyfriend laughed at it, still reminds me about it. I did clean the carpet thou
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I started crying while I was sucking a guy off because I was feeling so disgusted with myself(I was going through a "homophobic phase"), the guy just laughed and started to pee in my mouth.
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I started crying while I was sucking a guy off because I was feeling so disgusted with myself(I was going through a "homophobic phase"), the guy just laughed and started to pee in my mouth.
oh my god.. that is horrible
- i'd get up spit the pee in his face and leave -
oh my god.. that is horrible
- i'd get up spit the pee in his face and leaveI know!.. that certainly would have been the best thing to do.. instead I forgave him and kept going back to him, but this was back in high school and I was stupid back then.. I like to think it was the same for him and he regrets it when he looks back on it.. we were eventually caught by one of the teachers anyway and that put an end to it.. he was forced to drop out by his parents and I never saw him again.. so it was all good except for the daily death stares from that teacher and the occasional hints she dropped during class like: "Pricks aren't made for sucking just for peeing"(she was a hard Catholic, bless her).
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once I was riding a guy at a bathhouse…he was getting really into it, and bucked really hard while I was taking a hit of poppers. The poppers went up my nose and burned my nostril really badly!
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Was deep throating my ex fuck buddy and puked all over the floor was so embarrassed I didn't contact them for a week but nowadays its something we joke about
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My ass started to bleed while being fucked by a guy whose number in my phone is saved under the name "Beer Can".
Also, one time, my fuckbuddy fucked me so hard I started leaking brownish stuff… I felt disgusting but he didn't mind. -
I met this guy on scruff four years back. We hooked up at his place, had a few beers and started to kiss and fondle. We were both very horny and I started to give him head, he had a big thick dick with lots of foreskin. It got a bit rough and he grabbed me and started to facefuck me and in the midst he must have hit my teeth and his bellend strap (frenulum?) broke (he was uncirumsized). Blood came everywhere in my mouth and chest as I took his dick out of my mouth. It looked like something out of hostel film. I didn't realize what was going on, just remember seeing his facial expression change to shocked as he looked down on me. We ran to the bathroom and blood was spilling and dripping everywhere. I wasn't sure at first if it was him or me so I asked and he kind of just looked at me and said "dude, who does it look like it is…!?" Very awkward but he was super lovely and said asked me to still stay over after all of that. We kissed and went to bed but his dick kept bleeding all night and through the bandages, onto my back as he spooned me, I tried to turn around but he wouldn't let me. Next morning, I showered and went home, and he went to the hospital...
uncut knobs should come with a warning sticker …lol , at least i just spewed all over my fella's
you reenacted a friggin zombie flick on the poor buggers knob :laugh:uncut dics are best! and normally people do hygiene, so it was just one guy…
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being treated like a sex doll :-[
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