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      pornofan
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      As a crowded airliner was about to take off, the peace is shattered
      by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper
      tantrum.
      No matter what his frustrated embarrassed mother does to try to calm
      him down, the boy continued to scream furiously and kick the seats
      around him.
      Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, a man in a U.S. Marine Corps
      uniform is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the
      flustered mother with an upraised hand, the courtly, soft-spoken
      Marine leans down and motioning toward his chest, whispered something
      into the boy's ear.
      Instantly, the boy calmed down, gently took his mother's hand, and
      quietly fastened his seat belt.
      All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the
      Marine slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin
      attendants touch his sleeve. "Excuse me, sir," she asks quietly, "but
      could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
      The Marine smiled serenely and gently confided, "I showed him my
      pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that
      they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any
      flight I choose, and that I was just about to make my selection for
      this flight."

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        Gman2034
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          cupofass
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