Mother Goose gone wrong
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Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said:
"Hey! What's in the bowl, B*tch?"
- Andrew "Dice" ClayHickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
My cock is hard as a rock
The clock struck One; who's up for fun?
I hate to ruin another sock. -
;D
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