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    • WackyRabbitW Offline
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      **There was three guys a sex addict, a weed addict & an alcoholic, they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil.

      The devil made a deal with them saying "I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth".

      So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed.

      1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never having sex again".

      Poof! back to earth

      He open the alcoholic room and he say "Im never having beer".

      Poof! back to earth

      Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room.

      The Weed addict punches the Devil in the face and says "You forgot my lighter, Bitch!"**

      Remember me with smiles and laughter
      For that's how I will remember you all
      For if you can only remember with tears
      Then please don't remember me at all.

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        frontlemon
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        ;D awesome!

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          akirasano
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          😄

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            Gman2034
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            😛

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              cupofass
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              :cheesy2:

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