Cat Haiku

[pornofan]

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
–--
So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation:
One star; service: none.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.

Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I have lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.

My affection is
Conditional. Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.

Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.

I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

[glenn524]

All…Just Great

[Gman2034]

[cupofass]

:cheesy2:

[JACK777]

thats so good

[SpectorTM]

Hehe, Having had a few cats, I can relate to these  ::)

[obras62]

So very true

[viscous]

A few weak attempts:

A Japanese cat
contemplating Mount Fuji
and plates of sushi.

I just realized
that "god" is "dog" spelled backwards.
Baffling conundrum!

I'll go outside now
off on an adventure. Be
back when I'm hungry.

Curled up on the couch
I catch a bird in a dream.
It tastes like cat food.

I play with spiders,
batting them around the floor -
so fun! Spindly toys!

[JakeHarm]

I loved this so much

[ffuck]

This is amazing :love: :love: :love: