Annual physical
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George, a 70 year old grandfather went for his annual physical. All
of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,
everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself? Do you have a good relationship with your
God?"George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes
off when I'm done.""Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he
said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the
light goes off?"Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
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