Pirate Ship Destroyed
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Captain Kidd and his crew were on the high seas when they were attacked by Blackbeard, their arch enemy.
The first shot by Blackbeard's gunners took off Kidd's forward mast. The second shot splintered the center mast, and the third desintegrated the rear mast.
Panic stricken, one of Kidd's men asked what they should do.
"We have no choice but to surrender", replied the pirate, "He's using weapons of mast destruction!"
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